(Dear Royella is answering letters seeking advice)
Royella (Roy): Grandpa, what do you have in your envelope of goodies to spring on an old lady?
Grandpa (reading a letter): Dear Royella, my husband says your stupid, and don't know nothin'. For instance, about world affairs. Would you please put him in his place, and tell me what you think about Red China. Signed, your fan.
Royella: Well, dear fan, Red China? I think it's just fine, as long as it doesn't clash with the tablecloth.