Atreus: But how can we be sure he won't cause more trouble after Hercules leaves.
Cyclops: If you let me live in peace I promise I'll help you do the same, as long as you treat me with respect.
Hercules: You're not going to get a better offer than that, Atreus. I'd take him up on it if I were you.
Salmoneus: I can't believe I didn't make a single dinar on this entire trip! I mean, I thought somebody back there would buy a toga! Oh, well, I'm sure we'll do better the next place we stop.
Hercules: We?
Salmoneus: Can't break up the team, now. I'm naming a toga after you, remember?
Hercules: But I told you, I don't wear togas.
(the many daughters of King Thespis arrive, looking for the man to father their children)
Head Sister: There he is!
Hercules: I thought we settled this.
Head Sister: No, not you, Hercules. Your little friend!
Hercules and Salmoneus: (Together) You're kidding!
Head Sister: We have decided, he will do just fine.
Salmoneus: Me?! Yes!
Head Sister: Come on!
Hercules: What about that team we had?
Salmoneus: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Castor: What are you doing here?
Executioner: Oh, I'm just making sure this Hercules isn't too much for you to handle.
Castor: Did Hera send you?
Executioner: Stepmother's intuition.
Hercules: When it comes to Hera I'm always serious.
Salmoneus: Listen, Hercules, I can handle the whole thing. See, you'll be the silent partner. I'll do the talking for both of us. You just lend me your name, and, uh I collect the money. Of course, as the brains behind the deal, I'll need the bigger share. Let's say, uh, 70-30? Does that sound good?
Salmoneus: Then you better hurry if you wanna catch up to him, my flower. But before you go, I have just the thing for you girls while you're traveling. It's called the toga! Wear it, and you'll be on the cutting edge of fashion! Everyone in Athens has them, and nobody would be caught dead at the arena without one! Except the guys getting fed to the lions, of course...
Worker: Hey! What's so funny?
Castor: Everything's funny, you idiot! Hercules is here. Just in time for Hera's festival. And when the Cyclops gets through with him, his head will make an excellent decoration for the main table.
Scylla: It's just that so many of the villagers have been lost to the Cyclops and I don't want you to be the next one.
Hercules: This isn't where I intend to die.
Scylla: Well, none of the others did, either.
Hercules: You know, if you're gonna tell me anything I wish it was, 'Good luck.'
Salmoneus: No, what you mean is, you don't care about your image. But you better start, my friend. 'Cause the public is fickle. All right, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you your own line of togas! Cut you in for a pice of the action. Huh, huh?! And here's the advertising slogan. 'Hercules, the giant killer, takes a giant step forward in fashion!' Pretty snappy, huh?!
Salmoneus: Then how about this: You take me along and I make you a sweet deal on a new toga.
Hercules: What's a toga?
Salmoneus: 'What's a toga?!' My boy, fashion is passing you by. I'll explain it on the way... Come on!
Salmoneus: Hercules, you sly dog!
Hercules: Oh, no.
Salmoneus: The daughters of King Thespis, huh? You sir, truly are the strongest man in the world if you can, uh, hold fifty hearts in sway at once.
Hercules All they want is my body.
Salmoneus: I know the feeling.
Hercules: This cyclops, do you know where I can find him?
Salmoneus: You a friend of his?
Hercules: No, but I'm planning on looking him up.
Salmoneus: Do tell. Who do you think you are, Hercules?!
Salmoneus: (following Hercules to his showdown with the cyclops) What are you going to do to him? Tell me what you are going to do to him, you're gonna twist his... see, if I were you...
Hercules: (interrupting) The cyclops would die laughing and you'd be a hero! Now pipe down!
The Cyclops: (upon being defeated by Hercules) Just kill me and get it over with.
Hercules: I think I'd rather find out why you're always in such a rotten mood.
Hercules: (getting ready to help the villagers move a boulder) Just going to stand there? Salmoneus: I refuse to compromise my integrity with physical toil. Scylla: Well then I'm not interested in buying any of your togas!
Evander: (watching Hercules and the cyclops fight the Executioners) We should help them.
Atreus: I won't die helping a freak or anyone who sides with one, even if it is Hercules.
Lout: Damn right.
Salmoneus: It would be better to die with him, than to stay with eunuchs like you.
While this is not the first appearance from Robert Trebor (he was in one of the movies), this is the first appearance of Salmoneus.
Music: In this episode can be heard the track "20 Daughters of Thespius/Nemisis" written for the show by Joseph LoDuca. It is available on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys: Original Television Soundtrack.
Mythology: King Thespius In Greek mythology, King Thespius was the king of Thespiae, Boeotia. It is said he and his wife Megamede had fifty daughters together. He sought out Hercules to father children for all of his daughters and it is said he slept with each one and each of those daughters gave birth to one son.
Clothing: Toga Salmoneus comes in selling togas. They were a big fashion in Roman nobility and it was in fact not allowed for those not Roman to wear togas.
Greek Mythology: Androcles Innkeeper: Ah, give him some room, Androcles. Guy had a run-in with a lion a while back, been a wet brain ever since. One of the better known fables of Aesop was the story of Androcles and the Lion, where the man removes a thorn from the lion's paw and is befriended by the beast in gratitude.
Greek Mythology: Cyclops In Greek mythology there were greater and lesser cyclops. The cyclops of this episode was a lesser one, since the greater ones were the personal assistants of Hephaestus, the God of Metallurgy.
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