Echidna: If that baby starts crying, you'll wish you were anywhere but here! Typhon: Doesn't pay to get Echidna mad. Head Archer: Very well. But Hera wants your son fighting for her greater glory, and what Hera wants, Hera gets.
Iolaus: That little guy from the village, he picked my pocket! Hercules: You don't have any pockets. Iolaus: It's a figure of speech!
Wench: (Admiring Hercules and Iolaus) That little fellow never said they were cute. Lout: That tears it! Kill them! Hercules: For being cute?!
Klepto: (To the tentacled Obie) I got one thing to say to you- calamari! Obie: Ahhh!
Rude Pilgrim: (Referring to Obie) What a disgusting little creep! Put a bag over his head! Klepto: Hey, I'm the only one who can talk to him like that!
Bluth: (As he's about to charge a cornered Hercules) Hera sends her best! Herules: (After Bluth falls to his death) Tell Hera her best wasn't good enough.
Iolaus: What is going on here? Hercules: Every parent's dream- finding a babysitter.
Michael Hurst has said that this is his least favorite episode.
Disclaimer: Out of respect for baby Obie, no calamari was served to the cast and crew during the production of this motion picture.
Iolaus: I mean, Herc and me, we're like a team. Like, thunder and lightning, flesh and bone, Abbottus and Costellicus. This is a reference to the classic comedy act Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.
Typhon: But as soon as I get my hands on that filthy kidnapper- pow! Right in the kisser! This is a paraphrase from the Jackie Gleason show The Honeymooners.
Klepto: Ah, pilgrims! And that starts with 'p' and that stands for easy pickin's! This is a paraphrase from a song from the musical The Music Man.
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