Bornus: Who do you think you are, butting in this way?! Iolaus: He's Hercules. Bornus: Right. And I'm Jason, leader of the Argonauts. Iolaus: Hey! I know Jason and believe me pal, you are no Jason!
Bornus: If you are who he says you are big fella, you wouldn't be standing in the way of justice! Hercules: Oh I believe in justice... as long as it's just.
Hercules: (referring to Thanas) What's going to happen to him? Magistrate: Oh, he won't be stoned. We aren't barbarians. Iolaus: Huh, that's a relief. Magistrate: Simply chop off his hands. Iolaus: What?!
Iolaus: I could have sworn that was you kissing Daniella. Hercules: I tried to tell you. Iolaus: Well I'm sorry, my hearing's not so good when jealousy plugs my ears.
Hercules: (when the God transforms himself into a rooster) Proteus, you chicken!
Disclaimer: No slightly discolored and impish gods who vaguely resemble any candidate in the 1996 presidential elections were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Proteus In Greek mythology, Proteus is a sea-god, one of several deities whom Homer calls the "Old Man of the Sea. According to Homer he was the son of Poseidon. In other theogonies he was the son of Nereus and Doris, or of Oceanus and a Naiad. He was also the herdsman of Poseidon's seals. He can foretell the future, but will change his shape to avoid having to do so; he will answer only to someone who is capable of capturing him, such as Menelaus, who wrestled him while on his way home from the Trojan War.
Disclaimer: No slightly discolored and impish gods who vaguely resemble any candidate in the 1996 presidential elections were harmed during the production of this motion picture. This refers to the presidential candidate Ross Perot, who has also been described as resembling Yoda from Star Wars.
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