Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Callisto: (mocking Hercules) Just because I poisoned your friends doesn't mean we can't be nice to one another. Hercules: Huh, amazing. Callisto: You have no reason to be angry at me, Hercules. After all, I'm not the one who hung the giant bullseye on your family. Hercules: You leave my family out of this! Callisto: Oh, but think about it. I mean, well, if your children weren't your children, well then they'd still be alive, now wouldn't they? Your love- it's a curse!

Callisto: We're not as different as you like to think. Hercules: Oh, really? Callisto: We both believe the wicked should be punished. Only I see something you don't. Hercules: Yeah, I'm sure you'll let me know what it is, won't you? Callisto: All people are wicked, and they deserve everything they're gonna get. Hercules: I've known too much good in the world to believe that. Callisto: Good? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?! If mortals were good, we wouldn't need you around, would we?

Callisto: You're not living up to my expectations. I'd imagined you'd spend the day trying to convince me that I can change like our beloved Xena. Hercules: Xena changed because she wanted to. Callisto: Did she now? You know she watched me die. It's ironic, you know. I mean, not long ago you would have joined me in bringing her down!

Callisto: I've underestimated you. Hercules: I'm flattered. Callisto: Fortunately, you've overlooked something as well. Hercules: Huh, I don't think so. Callisto: If I go back to the Underworld, I won't be suffering alone. I'll find your children- Klonus, Aeson, and little Ilea, is it? And I'll dedicate eternity to making them suffer. I mean after all, I got here, didn't I? I can get to them!