Aaron: Julie, I send you a check every month.
Julie: Aaron, I have curled up with that check on those cold San Francisco nights and do you know what? I don't get any warmer.
Julie: If such a man does exist, I shall find him. But when I do, you had best approve.
Aaron: That sounds like a threat.
Julie: Only because it is.
Candy: Oh, well, eligible men aren't that difficult to find in Seattle.
Biddie: That's right. It's impossible.
Jason: Now, let me get this straight. You, Aaron Stempel, are inviting me, Jason Bolt, to a party.
Jason: And them too?
Aaron: Happens to be my sister's idea.
Jason: But she's never even met me.
Aaron: I know. If I had my way, she never would.
Jason: Oh. And you're inviting me not out of the goodness of your own heart.
Aaron: That's right, it's not.
Jason: Good, I accept.
Aaron: I was afraid you would.
Jeremy: Candy, stop trying to play matchmaker. Jason's just being polite.
Candy: Believes in being polite at very close range, doesn't he?
Biddie: If I had half of what she had, I'd be a bigamist.
Joshua: Well, bigamy's a crime, Biddie.
Biddie: So is being single.
Clancey: So what you got in this here punch, dear Aaron?
Aaron: You mean what kind of alcohol, none.
Aaron: Where in the blazes would Jason have taken my sister?
Lottie: Well, if you were less of a businessman and more of a romantic, you'd know exactly where he took her.
Biddie: Yes. Lover's Lagoon. That's where everybody goes sparking. Well, almost everybody.