Here's Lucy

CBS (ended 1974)
  • Season 6
  • Season 5
    • Ep 24
      Lucy and Harry's Memoirs
      3/5/73
      8.8
      Lucy and Harry are packing up the office, and they reminisce on some of the (mis)adventures they've had together, via clips from previous episodes. While they are talking about their memories, and Harry retiring, Lucy opens up a bottle of Champagne that she got as a gift, that she's been chilling, and not knowing what to do with it, drink the whole magnum themselves.moreless
    • Ep 23
      Goodbye, Mrs. Hips
      2/26/73
      9.1
      Harry keeps a gourmet feast in Lucy's refrigerator while Lucy, Mary Jane and Vanda all struggle to stay on a diet.
    • Ep 22
      The Not So Popular Mechanics
      2/19/73
      7.9
      Lucy and Mary Jane are attending auto-repair classes, and Lucy is dating the professor. Uncle Harry buys an antique car and is going to enter it in a classic car show. Unfortunately, it needs work, and Uncle Harry goes out of town for the weekend, and relies on Lucy to call the repairman and keep it at her house. But she forgets to call, so Lucy and Mary Jane decide to repair the car themselves, but they end up destroying it. Can Lucy's auto-technician boyfriend fix the car before Uncle Harry comes back?moreless
    • Ep 21
      Lucy and Harry's Pot
      2/12/73
      8.2
      Lucy makes a new pot for Harry after she accidentally breaks one made for him by a previous secretary.
    • Ep 20
      Lucy and the Franchise Fiasco
      2/5/73
      8.8
      Lucy gets the business: a soft ice cream franchise near the zoo. As owner of the proud penguin Lucy serves custard and leads baby penguins from the zoo.
    • Ep 19
      Lucy and the Professor
      1/29/73
      7.4
      John Davidson plays Kim's professor in a campus comedy about mistaken identities.
    • Ep 18
      Lucy Goes to Prison
      1/22/73
      7.4
      Lucy goes undercover again, this time to prison. Lucy attempts to get needed information from a cell mate, but has little luck until Lucy fills her with alcohol.
    • Ep 17
      Lucy and Her Genuine Twimby
      1/15/73
      8.3
      While antique shopping, Lucy purchases an antique reproduction. The dealer, however, has made a mistake and sold Lucy an original, rare antique, and romances Lucy in hopes of retrieving the chair.
    • Ep 16
      Lucy Goes on Her Last Blind Date
      1/8/73
      8.3
      Uncle Harry tries to marry off Lucy to a rich relative, Cousin Ben (Don Knotts). Ben proves to be as nutty as a fruit cake so Lucy schemes to scare Ben away despite his new found wealth.
    • Ep 15
      Lucy Is Really In a Pickle
      1/1/73
      8.8
      Uncle Harry recruits Lucy and Kim to don pickle costumes and perform in a television commercial, but as filming is about to begin, Lucy is nowhere to be found, as she finds herself caught up in yet another Lucy-style mishap.
    • Ep 14
      Lucy and the Group Encounter
      12/18/72
      8.1
      Mary Jane suggests Lucy and Harry go to group therapy to improve their working relationship. Once in therapy, the psychiatrist suggest the two reverse roles to see how the other one feels. Lucy takes charge and lands the agency a big account.
    • Ep 13
      My Fair Buzzi
      12/11/72
      8.1
      In preparation for an audition, Kim's friend Annie get a makeover from Lucy and Kim. Unfortunately, the director wants a less attractive actress, much like Annie before the makeover. Nonetheless, all three get hired for a 1920's style speak easy sketch.
    • Ep 12
      Lucy and Her Prince Charming
      11/27/72
      8.5
      A visiting latin Prince falls for Lucy. Uncle Harry is promised a reward if Lucy agrees to marry the prince. Harry sees dollar signs and encourages her thru various schemes to marry him. Lucy decides that she does not love the prince and so cannot get married.
    • Ep 11
      Lucy and Donny Osmond
      11/20/72
      7.9
      Lucy and Kim attend a Donny Osmond concert with cousin Patricia (Eve Plumb), who is crazy for the 14 year old singer. Donny, spots Kim in the audience, and he falls in love at first sight. Kim believes the flowers and letters are for Patricia, but soon discovers the mix-up. Realizing Donny volunteered to perform at Kim's Charity function because of the mix-up, Kim feels obligated to set the record straight.moreless
    • Ep 10
      Lucy and Dirty Gertie
      11/13/72
      8.5
      After cleaning her fireplace, Lucy takes a crate of apples down to her beauty parlor. She is mistaken for Dirty Gertie by a crook who enlists the homeless woman for good luck. Lucy is asked to go undercover to held apprehend the criminal. Lucy's gin (a la Vitameatavegamin) adds to a great drunk scene.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Lucy and Jim Bailey
      11/6/72
      6.4
      Lucy & Harry organize a fund raiser for the Chamber of Commerce (which the mayor attends). The guest star is Phyllis Diller until she loses her voice. A resourceful Kim finds a replacement as the show must go on. Jim Bailey impersonates Phyllis Diller and does a great number (Fever) with Lucie Arnaz.moreless
    • Ep 8
      Lucy and Petula Clark
      10/30/72
      6.8
      Lucy tricks Harry into sending her to be Petula Clark's "Girl Friday" to assist with a recording session. Lucy's over protection of pregnant Clark nearly wrecks the entire session, but ends by becoming the new gimmick for her record, a human "waa waa petal".
    • Ep 7
      Lucy, the Other Woman
      10/23/72
      7.9
      The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy is having an affair with her husband. After she throws him out Lucy, Kim & Harry work to get the two back together.
    • Ep 6
      The Case of the Reckless Wheelchair Driver
      10/16/72
      7.3
      Lucy is involved in a lawsuit when a young man is flattened by Lucy's wheelchair. A con man (Jesse White)seeks to get $100,000 from Lucy based on an injury lawsuit. Kim proves the guy is faking by offering him a job to sing and dance at a club.
    • Ep 5
      Lucy and Joe Namath
      10/9/72
      8.4
      Craig is home from college. While playing tennis, a football coach suspects he may also make a great quarterback. But can even Joe Namath convince Lucy this is best for Craig?
    • Ep 4
      A Home Is Not An Office
      10/2/72
      9.2
      Amazingly, Uncle Harry is lost without Lucille, and after 4 failed replacements moves the office to her house while she is recovering. Lucy then uses a variety of schemes to get him out. Harry ends up being arrested for operating a business in a residential area.
    • Ep 3
      Harrison Carter, Male Nurse
      9/25/72
      9.0
      Uncle Harry plays 24 hr home-nurse when Lucy arrives home from the hospital after the others (Kim; Vanda & Mary Jane) all fail to help due to other committments.
    • Ep 2
      Lucy and Eva Gabor Are Hospital Roomies
      9/18/72
      8.4
      Lucy's new hospital room mate (Eva Gabor) has broken her foot, and steals the attention from Lucy. Lucy being Lucy torments Eva for the entire stay.
    • Ep 1
      Lucy's Big Break
      9/11/72
      9.2
      Lucy Carter breaks her leg skiing, and is in the hospital. While bored in the hospital she is attracted to a doctor (Lloyd Bridges), and attempts to get his affection.
  • Season 4
    • Ep 24
      Kim Finally Cuts You-Know-Who's Apron Strings
      2/21/72
      7.6
      Kim moves into her own apartment (one managed by Lucy's brother Herb Hinkley) and deals with wacky neighbors and lecherous men.
    • Ep 23
      With Viv As a Friend, Who Needs an Enemy?
      2/14/72
      9.2
      Viv shows up for a surprise visit, and tells Lucy she may stay in California for a year, but everything goes awry when Harry fires Lucy and hires Viv in her place, making Lucy furious. After a few weeks, Harry can't stand Viv and Viv can't stand Harry. Lucy comes up with a scheme to get Viv to quit, but Kim blabs the whole thing to Viv. In the end, everything ends up back the way it was.moreless
    • Ep 22
      Lucy's Punctured Romance
      2/7/72
      9.1
      Lucy has a new boyfriend Bob Collins, but Kim and Uncle Harry are worried. The milkman doesn't help matters when he informs the pair the Lucy's boyfriend is a playboy. Kim & Harry cook up all kinds of crazy stunts to scare off Bob.
    • Ep 21
      Lucy Sublets the Office
      1/31/72
      6.2
      Lucy is promoted to office manager, and looks for ways to save money. Her solution is to sublet half the office to a toy maker.
    • Ep 20
      Kim Moves Out
      1/24/72
      8.9
      Kim has decided it is time for her to move out of the house after Lucy becomes an annoying mother hen. Kim plans to teach Mother a lesson while her mother is hiding in a cramped fireplace.
    • Ep 19
      Lucy's Replacement
      1/17/72
      8.7
      Harry gets a new office computer, and finds Lucy obsolete. Out of work Lucy get a new job at an insurance company and hates it! Lucy and Kim scheme to make the computer obsolete to get Lucy her job back. The episode ends with one of the few touching moments of the series between Lucy & Harry as he welcomes Lucy back.moreless
    • Ep 18
      Lucy and the Chinese Curse
      1/10/72
      7.2
      Lucy saves a man's life, and according to Chinese custom, he is indebted to her. Lucy and Kim scheme to correct the situation once they learn that others in town have the same problem.
    • Ep 17
      Lucy and the Little Old Lady
      1/3/72
      8.3
      When an old lady comes in the enployment agency looking for a job because she has nowhere to go, Lucy decides to let her stay at her house. When Mrs. Brady sells land to Harry, Kim tells them about a similar sounding scam which gives Lucy and Harry the idea to let the Mrs. Brady have a seance in which they dress up as Napoleon and Josephine to convince her to refund Harry his money.moreless
    • Ep 16
      Lucy's Bonus Bounces
      12/27/71
      8.9
      Harry takes his psychiatrists advice to give Lucy a raise. Lucy is so shocked by the raise that she thinks he is hiding something and decides to keep a close eye on Harry which leads to paranoia as he trys to get away from those following him.
    • Ep 15
      Lucy's Lucky Day
      12/20/71
      6.4
      Lucy is a game show contestant on her lucky day. She can win $1000 if she can train Jackie the chimp to do a trick in a week.
    • Ep 14
      Lucy and Candid Camera
      12/13/71
      8.9
      The family believes they are on Candid Camera, but in actuality, the are assisting a robbery. Allen Funt plays a dual role as himself and an evil look-a-like.
    • Ep 13
      Lucy in the Jungle
      12/6/71
      5.5
      Stressed out Harry needs a vacation so Lucy arranges for a house swap with a family in the jungle of Africa. The episode centers on a variety of animals they encounter (chimps, parrot, lion, gorilla) plus a silly segment about a tse-tse fly.
    • Ep 12
      Lucy Helps David Frost Go Night-Night
      11/29/71
      7.3
      David Frost needs help on an airplane to England to make sure he gets a good nights sleep but hires Lucy which is never a good thing. She has to stay awake during the whole flight to keep visitors away. Once on the plane Lucy's constant distracting keeps him awake. After creating an international incident Lucy then falls asleep while appearing on David Frost's TV show to explain it.moreless
    • Ep 11
      Ginger Rogers Comes to Tea
      11/22/71
      8.3
      Lucille and Uncle Harry attend a Ginger Rogers film festival. Ms. Rogers attends in disguise, and is seated next to "you-know-who". When Lucille offends Ms. Rogers, she leaves the theater, but also leaves her purse. Discovering the true identity to the stranger, Harry & Lucy plot to return the purse to meet her again.moreless
    • Ep 10
      Won't You Calm Down, Dan Dailey?
      11/15/71
      8.3
      Lucy goes to work for movie star Dan Dailey, and star struck Lucy drives him crazy. Dan pleads with Harry to take her back at the Unique Employment Agency.
    • Ep 9
      Lucy and the Celebrities
      11/15/71
      7.8
      Lucy and Uncle Harry seek celebrities for a radio campaign when a competitor makes a dent in their business. Kim's date is an impressionist (Rich Little), and offers his services. Jack Benny makes a cameo appearance.
    • Ep 8
      Lucy and Her All-Nun Band
      11/1/71
      7.8
      Lucy books an all Nun band to help Harry's sister who is a sister with a benefit. Lucy takes saxophone lessons from Freddy Martin to join the band when the saxophone player becomes ill.
    • Ep 7
      Someone's On the Ski Lift with Dinah
      10/25/71
      7.7
      Harry invites Lucy & Kim to join him at a friends ski lodge. Lucy encounters Dinah Shore while there. The two get stuck together on a ski lift, where Lucy proceeds to sing a medley of Dinah's hits to her, and otherwise annoy the singer.
    • Ep 6
      Lucy Makes a Few Extra Dollars
      10/18/71
      7.9
      Lucy and Kim attempt to make Uncle Harry guilty for not giving Lucy a pay raise.
    • Ep 5
      Lucy and the Astronauts
      10/11/71
      8.6
      "Operation Redhead" is a result of Lucy helping Harry, who is photographing the splash down as part of the naval reserve. Space nut Lucy must go through decontamination with Astronauts when she makes physical contact with them after a landing.
    • Ep 4
      Lucy and Mannix Are Held Hostage
      10/4/71
      8.2
      After Lucy gets involved to help reduce crime she gets into trouble when she spots some bank robbers in the building accross the street. The crooks find Harry who gives them Lucy's address (4863 Valley Lawn Drive). Harry hires detective Joe Mannix to protect Lucy. Mannix & Lucy work together to get free and capture the crooks.moreless
    • Ep 3
      Lucy and the Italian Bombshell
      9/27/71
      8.6
      Uncle Harry's ex-Italian flame Donna is coming to town, and Harry begins to worry about his appearance and a promise he made many years ago.
    • Ep 2
      Lucy and the Mountain Climber
      9/20/71
      7.0
      Harry takes on a new partner who tries to add youth to the agency. In an effort to keep her job Lucy bets Harry's business partner (Tony Randall) that she can beat him at mountain climbing.
    • Ep 1
      Lucy and Flip Go Legit
      9/13/71
      8.8
      After working for him as a secretary Lucy convinces Flip Wilson to play the part of Prissy in a local production of Gone With the Wind, with Harry as Rhett Butler, Lucy as Scarlett O'Hara, and Kim as Melanie.
  • Season 3
    • Ep 24
      Lucy's Goes Hawaiian Pt 2
      2/22/71
      8.2
      Concluding the adventures of Ocean liner social director Lucy.
    • Ep 23
      Lucy's Goes Hawaiian Pt 1
      2/15/71
      8.2
      Lucy is working her way to Hawaii as social director on an ocean liner, and ends up convincing Harry to pay for Kim and Craig to come along too.
    • Ep 22
      Lucy and Carol Burnett
      2/8/71
      7.5
      Lucy and Carol put on the "Hollywood Unemployment Follies" after both lose their jobs. Jack Benny makes a cameo appearance.
    • Ep 21
      Lucy and Aladdin's Lamp
      2/1/71
      7.7
      Lucy finds an old cigarette lighter/ lamp which grants wishes to all who use it.
    • Ep 20
      Lucy's House Guest, Harry
      1/25/71
      8.6
      While having his house redecorated Harry moves in with Lucy and Kim. He of course disturbs their happy home by taking over until Lucy schemes to drive him away with the help of a marching band and a goat.
    • Ep 19
      Lucy and the Raffle
      1/18/71
      8.3
      Kim wins a fast sports car in a church raffle. Lucy insists that Kim sell the car and they decide to raffle it themselves. Once arrested for "gambling" the three (Lucy, Kim & Harry) end up in court.
    • Ep 18
      Lucy and the 20-20 Vision
      1/12/71
      8.3
      Lucy wants a long weekend to go to Mexico with the kids. Lucy tries to cure miserable Harry by coaxing him to get glasses. After much scheming with eye doctors and double vision Harry gives in.
    • Ep 17
      Lucy's Vacation
      1/4/71
      9.2
      Lucy wants to go to Palm Springs with Kim but can't go unless she gets fired. As she continues to cook up wild ways to get Harry to fire her Harry's doctor is telling him to be nice to her. This episode features a classic look as Lucy dons a wild wig and costume in an effort to not dress conservatively.moreless
    • Ep 16
      Lucy Stops a Marriage
      12/28/70
      7.3
      Lucy assumes that Harry is broke and marrying a rich woman for her money. She schemes to break up the union before it can happen.
    • Ep 15
      Lucy and Ma Parker
      12/21/70
      6.7
      Carole Cook as Ma Parker, dangerous leader of a gang of 35 year old midgits. After the cops nab Ma Lucy poses as her to catch Joe Grapefruit the brains of a counterfeiting outfit.
    • Ep 14
      Lucy, Part-Time Wife
      12/14/70
      7.7
      Harry bribes Lucy into posing as his pregnant wife to keep away an old flame with romantic desires for Harry. A funny physical show in which Lucy gets ready to deliver a baby largely made of feathers.
    • Ep 13
      Lucy Loses Her Cool
      12/7/70
      8.6
      Lucy is chosen on an audience participation game show. The host, Art Linkletter, offers her $500 if she won't lose her temper for 24 hours.

      When she's escorted off the stage, the host then brings out Harry, Mary Jane, & the kids, offering them $250 each if they can make Lucy lose her temper!

      They do everything possible to make Lucy lose it, but she overcomes temptation. Lucy manages to demolish a grocery store!

      The day passed. Lucy's back on the game show where the host awards her $500. But then, the manager of the grocery store enters & charges her $499.99 in damages, leaving her with 1 penny! Lucy gets mad & cries until the host reveals that her friends/family were in this charade & award her another $500- this time in pennies.moreless
    • Ep 12
      Lucy and Rudy Vallee
      11/30/70
      5.2
      Lucy tries to modernize Rudy Vallee with the help of Kim and her Rock N Roll friends.
    • Ep 11
      Lucy and Jack Benny's Biography
      11/23/70
      7.9
      Harry sends Lucy to Jack Benny's house where she writes down his biography. Important and significant events throughout his life like him as a child practicing violin to being in the navy to shows with Mary Livingston. George Burns makes a cameo appearance.
    • Ep 10
      Lucy, the Diamond Cutter
      11/16/70
      8.0
      Harry gets a contract to have a diamond cut for a rich and eccentric woman. Lucy houses the diamond cutter and attempts to sooth his nerves.
    • Ep 9
      Lucy Cuts Vincent's Price
      11/9/70
      7.6
      Lucy has the winning bid on a painting at an auction and asks Vincent Price to appraise it for her. Lucy suspects it may have great value. Remembering that former client Vincent Price is a collector, Lucy calls on him for consultation. Vincent mistakes Lucy for an actress in his new horror movie and proceeds to rehearse a scene in his newly created evil laboratory.''moreless
    • Ep 8
      Lucy's Wedding Party
      11/2/70
      8.7
      While Uncle Harry is away at his college reunion, Lucy borrows his home for a Greek couple's wedding.
    • Ep 7
      Lucy, the American Mother
      10/26/70
      8.4
      Craig produces a documentary focusing on his family, who become self-conscious of the camera.
    • Ep 6
      Lucy, the Coed
      10/19/70
      7.5
      Harry & his classmates hold a reunion musical variety show about the roaring 20's in which of course Lucy & family are prominantly featured. A fun show with good music and dancing.
    • Ep 5
      Lucy the Crusader
      10/12/70
      8.5
      When Lucy buys Craig a record player for his birthday it ends up not working right, so Lucy brings it back to the store but they won't accept it back which causes Lucy and other victims of the company's defective products to present their case in front of shareholders. Charles Nelson Reilly appears as the store employee who refuses the return. Some good physical comedy is done with the defective merchandise props.moreless
    • Ep 4
      Lucy and the Drum Contest
      10/5/70
      8.0
      After seeing Buddy Rich perform Craig decides to enter a drum contest. Lucy of course believes that Buddy Rich will help Craig and after some confusion he does.
    • Ep 3
      Lucy and Sammy Davis, Jr.
      9/28/70
      6.5
      Lucy ends up hitting Sammy Davis Jr. while opening the door to the employment agency and it hits his nose which causes him to threaten to sue Harry and Lucy if his nose looks different for the movie he is filming.
    • Ep 2
      Lucy the Skydiver
      9/21/70
      8.8
      Lucy threatens to take up skydiving if her kids don't drop their dangerous activities, but Harry convinces her to actually do it as publicity for the Employment Agency.
    • Ep 1
      Lucy Meets the Burtons
      9/14/70
      8.7
      Richard Burton, the movie star, escapes riotous fans by wearing a plumber's disguise. Lucy Carter mistakes him for a much needed plumber. Sam (Burton), the plumber, escapes to the Carter household. Lucy later finds a remarkable diamond ring in his discarded over-alls. By the time Lucy discovers it is THE famous Elizabeth Taylor diamond ring, it is already stuck on her finger. The end result is a creshendo of comedy as Liz feverishly tries to get the ring off Lucy's finger. Ultimately, Lucy's arms are used as Liz Taylor's while Richard & Liz do a scheduled press party.moreless
  • Season 2
    • Season 1