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    jchichuv

    [121]Feb 22, 2007
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    yu can jump offa window if you want to show something to your brother
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    OrlandoBabe

    [122]Feb 23, 2007
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    BLACK HUSBAND + WHITE WIFE = CUTE LITTLE BOY WITH A SPECIAL MONEY LAUNDERING GIFT!

    IF YOUR MUM ISN'T ACTING LIKE HERSELF SHE'S NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS....HER SISTER IS INSIDE HER!

    IF A PRISONER IS TOO DEADLY TO HANDLE.....RELEASE THEM!

    IF YOUR FRIEND WANT'S A SPECIAL POWER.....PUSH THEM OFF THE ROOF!

     FAT CHICKS WHO LISTEN TO RNB.....BEWARE!

    IF U MEET A CUTE, BLONDE,INNOCENT,SWEET,TOTALLY HOT CHEERLEADER.....DON'T BANG HER FOR SHE COULD BE UR NIECE!

    KARMA ALWAYS KICKS U FROM BEHIND,FOR EXAMPLE...IF U MOOCH OFF OTHER PEOPLES POWERS UR GIRLFRIEND WILL DIE!

    IT'S NO LONGER "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE...SMOKE AND FLY"....IT'S NOW "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE....SMOKE AND PAINT"

    DON'T BUY WHITE CONTACTS TO FREEK PEOPLE OUT,JUST SMOKE WEED!

    THE NEXT TIME UR MOM FORGETS SOMETHING,SHE'S NOT STUPID,SOME HAIATAN DUDE IS ERASING HER MEMORY!

    WHEN UR CONSTANTLY LOOSING AT POKER...KILL THE ASIAN!

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    jkoudys

    [123]Feb 23, 2007
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    If your brother is a powerful politician, the police will let you go with a warning when you steal purses from ladies on the street.
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    GwaPutaYa

    [124]Feb 23, 2007
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    if youre into politics, have time for your mother.  she might end up stealing socks.

    your MP3 player would be best when soaked in blood... longer battery life and its even louder.

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    Dokiland

    [125]Feb 23, 2007
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    that heroes is a remake of a swedish series
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    Blue_Guardian

    [126]Feb 23, 2007
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    15 things I learned from Heroes:

    1. Blonde cheerleaders are targets of evil watch technicians
    2. If you tell a watch technician that he is not special he will go on a killing spree
    3. If for any reason you see your watch has stopped you can bend time
    4. If you try number 3 but you end up breaking the watch just buy a new one
    5. Humans can really fly, read minds, make fire with their bare hands, heal themselves, get other people's powers, control machinery, melt anything, stop other people's powers, erase memory, acces the internet without an account, bend time and space, paint the future, move things with their minds and make people do things just by asking them using only their brain
    6. Not all indian taxi drivers have no university diploma, some are great scientists.
    7. If you see a man with horn-rimmed glasses coming toward you RUN!
    8. Ask your father if he really works where he says but don't ever believe him.
    9. Never let a hatian attack you. You will always wake up with a big headache, marks left to attach radioactive isotopes that track you and a big memory loss.
    10. If you cheat on your wife/husband they will always find out...
    12. Hatians are the coolest
    13. If you have a superpower and you have your friend video tape you make sure you hide the camera well
    14. Male nurses have awsome hair and can steal other people's power but will propably end up with a dead girlfriend in their arms
    15. There are great writers for tv shows after star trek out there after all!! [i'm a trekkie what can i say]
    Edited on 02/23/2007 7:35am
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    funfuzgirl

    [127]Feb 23, 2007
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    - If your mariage is falling apart, you cheat on your husband and get pregnant without knowing wither it's your husband's or affiar's your mariage is gonna be fixed!                                                                                                    

    - If you're a chearleader with special powers your biological father is probely a flying politician.                                             

    - If your 15-year old spents a lot of time working on a schoolproject, she can heal herself.

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    funfuzgirl

    [129]Feb 23, 2007
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    KingShow22 wrote:

    It is possible to find stolen diamonds at a crime scene and no one notice.

    Ex-junkies can shoot blindly at "invisible" men even though they are no longer on drugs.

    Bad headaches caused by your spuer hearing?? Try the new Lil' Jon CD!!! Better than aspirin

    Even though you know your wife cheated on you, that's no reason to question the paternity of the baby she is carrying.

    Even though you know that the marks on your neck represent a tracking device, it is still safe to believe that you are actually in hiding.

    When on the run the first logical place to hide is your own home.

    LOL!

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    MistressSoleil

    [130]Feb 23, 2007
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    1. HRG can teleport, because he can be ANYWHERE in the world in a matter of hours. ( I still wondering how long does it take to get from New York to Odessa by car or by plane)

    2. Cheerleaders could trust anybody (classmates, quaterbacks, nurses, strangers, Haitians, etc) exept their foster-fathers.

    3. If you want to be a politician, bang every woman you can lay your eyes on.

    4. Radioactive man has a radioactive isotope in his body (Oh RLY?)

    5. Mind reading cops can't read.

    6. If your mother is a psycho-killer and your father just escaped froom jail, beat up some kids, then go play scrabbles with your mom's alter-ego.

    7. Dr. Who can make himself invisible, beat a nurse, and dress up like a homeless junkie.

    8. Painters can shoot a gun without swiching off the safety + they can shoot everything exept the thing they wanted.

    9. Don't give keys to your exgirlfriend if you want her to stay alive.

    10. Cool butch ladies are like superman

    11. If you fell asleep on the metro on your way to work, you can end up in a totally strange city, and see yourself in a comic book.

    12. Brain-eating makes good appetite, and sometimes headaches.

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    crastinates

    [131]Feb 23, 2007
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    linklothos wrote:

    That person looking back at you in the mirror, is actually your evil uber twin.

    It IS possible to be a cheerleader and a freak at the same time.

    Your life doesn't suck, you just haven't been to the future to get your stylish coat and cool katana yet.

    Weird s**t really does happen in Vegas.

    If your watch breaks. . . buy a new one.

    Comic books are educational.

    If your best friend displays any signs of having a superpower, RUN LIKE HELL! (you are a sidekick and thus expendable).



    Those are the best! (especially the bold ones)
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    pottc

    [132]Feb 23, 2007
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    If you hear someone's heart beating weird - leg it, they’re trying to kill you

    If you scrunch you eyes and look like your constipated - you really can stop time

    Jump off a building; learn to fly the stupid way...

    If you’re an evil watchmaker getting shot will knock you down sometimes and halfway across the room the next, but you’ll still live.

    Keep the brain-eating psychopath who wants to eat your daughter alive – they wont get free…

    Don’t trust your dads ex-neighbour, men with horn rimmed glasses, the quiet watchmaker, your brother, strippers, Haitians, your girlfriend or wife, junkie painters or invisible English blokes

    The invisible English dude really isn’t f@$%*)^ around, he will throw you off a building if you talk too much
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    tltrude

    [133]Feb 23, 2007
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    - One of the Petrelli grandfathers was stationed in Tokyo just after ww2!

    - The chance that two mutants will meet and spawn mutant children is high!

    - Large Japanese companies that sponsor TV shows can insert any actors, or cars, they wish!

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    funfuzgirl

    [134]Feb 23, 2007
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    - If your daughter comes home one morning wearing the same clothes as last night or a coat you've never seen before, she was almost rapped, she died and then came back to life.

    - If you're in a caraccident with your husband and you get hurt but your husband doesn't, it's because he can fly.

    I LOVE THIS!

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    alyo12

    [135]Feb 23, 2007
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    If you have the ability to fly, you will much rather become a politittian.

    If you are invisible, only pigeons can see you.

    If you have the power to become invisible and touch an object it will go invisible too, but if you hit, bum or touch a human he doesn't.
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    StevieGunn

    [136]Feb 23, 2007
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    i've learnt how pathetic us non superpowered people are, lol.

    Were all Ando's
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    ale_ca

    [137]Feb 23, 2007
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    Always check the expiration date on milk cartons.

    If your boyfriend gives you the key to his apartment, don't use it, knock every time.

    Painters are good shooters.

    If your boyfriend is aiming everywhere with his gun and you can see him from the outside through the glass door, I'd think it may not be the best moment to interrupt.

    The best wrench for a woman is an adjustable one, why could that be?
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    willlol

    [138]Feb 23, 2007
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    -each person with superpowers can speak english.

    -if you keep on not giving someone's key back, you might get shot twice in the chest.

    -Do not date mutants if you're not a mutant yourself coz either you get shot twice in the chest, or you get paralyzed and spend the rest of your life in a weelchair, or you get pregnant. (to put it in a nutshell: you get the crap)

    -You can be a super-powered cheerleader and yet, you're not buffy.

    -once invincible, you get like reeeeally clumsy (as if you wanted to show to the world you were invicible)

    -melting a toaster with your own hands is so much cooler than i'd have expected...

    -Finding mutants seems so much easier than i'd have expected, even when they're like completely lost in some mountain.

    -when you have superpowers,you do not want to be introduced to cylar (or is it sylar?)

    (i'm tired, so i don't think these were funny ... sorry)
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    Jewels3

    [139]Feb 23, 2007
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    I think peter is the strongest person in heros beacause unlike sylire he can  get peoples powers without killing them

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    tvholic8

    [140]Feb 23, 2007
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    Each person that where they were when some THING happened they gained a power? (my theory)
    1. Claire... car accident= healing
    2. Claires mom... car accident/ Fire= Fire
    3. Congress man... getting to the top= flight
    4. congress brother... self unsurity= metamorphic absorption
    5. Radioactive man... wife has cancer= Radilogy
    6. Crazy chick... sister was quite sister abused= split persona 7. Run away fugitive... well he ran away= pass though objects
    8. kid... smart= Technology power.

    there are others whose powers can relate to thier life
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