~ stealing money from an ATM can be fun
~ no one in Vegas would turn their heads during a shoot out
~ unreturned key + surprise visit + 2 fighting boyfriends = your death
NBC (ended 2010)
|has anyone noticed thelicense plate on George Taki's limo? ( NC1701 ) We already know about the Star Ship Enterprise reference, it's been discussed about a month ago. |
-- If your little brother said he's dreaming of flying, don't tell him that he's not cute anymore. He might jump off the building and though you may or may not fly to save him, he could weigh a little heavier than you can handle.
by the way.. this is the funniest thread ever!!
- Even when you jump from buildings or get trown out the window, you won't get hurt.
- When you're driving a car, get into an accident and your passager is badly hurt while you're covered in your own blood but aren't hurt, nobody will ask questions or think that it's weird.
- If your father wears horn rimmed glasses, he's been lying to you about your entire life
- If your little annoying brother find out your secret, his memory will get erased and he will vanish.
If you can suddenly hear peoples thoughts, be careful your wife is cheating on you and you're about to lose your job.
If you realise your in love with a hospice nurse and a drug addict, make out your will, your days are numbered.
If you're a Japanese multi-billionaire who's heir has fled the country on a ridiculous quest, you must use all of your resources to track him down, follow him and have him kidnapped in a mysterious fashion. Under no circumstances can you try anything like phoning him on a cell.
Also, when you do finally track him down, be ready to change your mind completely about the dishonor he is bringing the family with his ridiculous quest, as long as he can offer you a better heir.
I really hope people keep adding their own!
Please! Please! Please! Please! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ad your own, don't let the best thread ever die!
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