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    Zuri_Girl

    [161]Feb 23, 2007
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    ~ stealing money from an ATM can be fun

    ~ no one in Vegas would turn their heads during a shoot out

    ~ unreturned key + surprise visit + 2 fighting boyfriends = your death

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    imango

    [162]Feb 23, 2007
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    obviously kingshow 22 doesntl ive in NYC.
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    imango

    [163]Feb 23, 2007
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    has anyone noticed thelicense plate on George Taki's limo? (  NC1701 )
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    tramlaw301

    [164]Feb 23, 2007
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    imango wrote:
    has anyone noticed thelicense plate on George Taki's limo? (  NC1701 )  We already know about the Star Ship Enterprise reference, it's been discussed about a month ago.
    • Heroes has taught me that people will continue to bring up old topics no matter how much time has passed.
    • New people will ignore the Constantly Repeated Topics Thread even though it's short and we ask people to read before posting.
    • People still think that Peter is going to blow up NYC even though that would end the series. 
    • There will always be someone that asks what HRG means.
    • Sometimes people that don't talk can speak two languages (the Haitian can speak English and French)
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    waiyumeiwei

    [165]Feb 23, 2007
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    -- If your little brother said he's dreaming of flying, don't tell him that he's not cute anymore. He might jump off the building and though you may or may not fly to save him, he could weigh a little heavier than you can handle.

    by the way.. this is the funniest thread ever!!

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    Sookie_Lorelai

    [166]Feb 23, 2007
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    luv it!

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    westhebunny

    [167]Feb 23, 2007
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    If you witness your future-painting ex-boyfriend waving a gun around in his apartment, it's probably a good idea to come back later.

    Good girl/Bad girl alter egos + Walking through walls = Electronics hacker

    Memory erasing can lead to brain scars, fainting, and, oh yeah, memory loss

    To paint the future, simply apply White-Out to your pupils

    Just because you have the power to absorb other's powers after killing them doesn't mean you should absorb the sucky powers (like supersonic hearing)

    Never get involved with a Vegas showgirl who is 3 feet taller than you are

    You know you're a huge nerd when your father starts reminscing about his days on the U.S.S. Enterprise

    Having the power to talk you're way out of anything is only good if you're really, really cute.

    In order to self-blow-up New York City, you have to help Shaft die first.

    If your husband can fly, you've probably also had a fling with Jack Bauer.

    Cute waittresses should never step foot inside the stockrooms of the restaurants they are employed at.
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    westhebunny

    [169]Feb 23, 2007
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    Lokutes wrote:
    Stan Lee lost too much money making "who wants to be a super hero?" hes doing cameo roles now


    No, even worse, he's a Greyhound bus driver now.
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    funfuzgirl

    [170]Feb 24, 2007
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    - Even when you jump from buildings or get trown out the window, you won't get hurt.

    - When you're driving a car, get into an accident and your passager is badly hurt while you're covered in your own blood but aren't hurt, nobody will ask questions or think that it's weird.

    - If your father wears horn rimmed glasses, he's been lying to you about your entire life

    - If your little annoying brother find out your secret, his memory will get erased and he will vanish.

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    Niko_15

    [171]Feb 24, 2007
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    That apparently guys who "beleive they can fly" tend to be obsessed by teenage girls

    That nothing's better than a high rated tv show to ensure a good commercial for a basic car

    That playing with fire can be cool... if you live in a trailer park

    That unlike what we could've thought in the beginning, politicians don't have to be naked to fly...

    That Sylar wouldn't probably be interested by a hero named "ReverseMan":
    the guy who has the ability to read anything backward (books, clocks, etc...)
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    rapturerogue

    [172]Feb 24, 2007
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    Deaths involving cheerleaders are at an all-time low thanks to people believing that every cheerleader must be saved in case he or she is "The One".

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    milk21

    [173]Feb 24, 2007
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    If you can suddenly hear peoples thoughts, be careful your wife is cheating on you and you're about to lose your job.

    If you realise your in love with a hospice nurse and a drug addict, make out your will, your days are numbered.

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    Bad_Mofo_Gamer

    [174]Feb 24, 2007
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    Knock before you enter, even if you have a key

    Ex junkies can shoot someone twice in the heart but cant see who they shoot until that person falls over

    If your mom likes to look at herself in the mirror she isnt a narcissist, her 11 year old sister is living inside her

    According to evolution soon all convicts will be able to phase out of prison

    Hospice nurses like to torment ex junkies with telekineses
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    GwaPutaYa

    [175]Feb 24, 2007
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    its a must that you give back to the owner the keys to his room even if he insist you keep it.  it could be the end of your life.
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    funfuzgirl

    [176]Feb 24, 2007
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    spaci wrote:

    If you're a Japanese multi-billionaire who's heir has fled the country on a ridiculous quest, you must use all of your resources to track him down, follow him and have him kidnapped in a mysterious fashion. Under no circumstances can you try anything like phoning him on a cell. 

    Also, when you do finally track him down, be ready to change your mind completely about the dishonor he is bringing the family with his ridiculous quest, as long as he can offer you a better heir. 

    Hilarious!

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    funfuzgirl

    [177]Feb 24, 2007
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    I really hope people keep adding their own!

    Please! Please! Please! Please!  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ad your own, don't the best thread ever die!

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    funfuzgirl

    [178]Feb 24, 2007
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    funfuzgirl wrote:

    I really hope people keep adding their own!

    Please! Please! Please! Please!  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ad your own, don't let the best thread ever die!

    (there was a mistake)

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    gameaddict93

    [179]Feb 24, 2007
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    It's okay to shoot soeone if there is an invisible man in the room
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    johanbryn

    [180]Feb 24, 2007
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     I want a hero-ability
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