Thelma: Maybe we should call someone. Cassie: Like who? Thelma: The police? Cassie: Oh yeah. "Excuse me Sir, Dr. Surtees stole my foetus. It's probably the child of the devil, but I need to find my eggs just to be sure." Thelma: ... It's a fair point.
Thelma: I saw Azazeal. I thought he was going to kill me, which is stupid I know because he already has.
(As Ella walks past) Thelma: What do you think her special power is? Cassie: Let's hope it isn't a whip that makes people tell the truth because you'd be on your knees in seconds.
Thelma: I can only wear dead people's clothes. Live ones make me itch. Cassie: I didn't need to know that.
Cassie: You just can't go around saving other peoples babies. Thelma: Tell that to Mother Theresa.
Felix: There's probably already a universe where I'm already a boring eighty year old with no hair, no teeth, no controlling me poo-pipes.
Thelma: Did you know there's a chicken in Colorado who got his head chopped off and continued to live for another eighteen months? That's how I feel sometimes.
Cassie: Can we also pretend that I'm an international pop star dating Brad Pitt?
Ella: We have to kill your child.
Ella: This is one party you'll wish you'd missed.
Thelma: Dead people have desires too you know.
Thelma: Gosh, she has eyes of steel and nipples to match!
International Airdates United States: 13 July 2006 on BBC America
Featured Music "First Day" by Timo Maas feat. Brian Molko "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz
The title sequence is updated for series two.
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