Hex

Azazeal: You're not being very friendly are you? Cassie: What do you expect? Azazeal: Ah yes, poor Thelma. I didn't want to do that but, there you go, sometimes trivial things get in the way. There's nothing more natural than death Cassie, we were all born for it.

Thelma: Have you any idea how frustrating it is being a lesbian ghost?

(About Thelma) Cassie: They want to dedicate a bench to her. They asked me what her favourite spot was, I mean, what am I supposed to say to that? Troy: Girl's changing room!

Thelma: Azazeal said it was no accident you found the canary. Cassie: Canari. Thelma: Yeah, that. Cassie: Well what does that mean? Thelma: I don't know, but he's a man and they never make sense.

Thelma: Been stalked by any fallen angels recently? Cassie: I seem to attract them. Thelma: What did he want this time? Cassie: Oh you know, couple of drinks, few cheesy nibbles, another human soul. Thelma: Just another Friday night then. Cassie: It's getting that way.

Roxanne: (About Cassie) Oh God, has she still got a face like a slapped arse? Gemma: She's so bloody miserable. Puts me off my vodka. Roxanne: Takes a lot to do that.

Thelma: I don't think I'm exploiting this ghost thing enough. I could perform a naked Haka in the headmaster's office and no one would know. Cassie: Because that's something you've always wanted to do? Thelma: I think Jo Watkins would appreciate it much more. See, I can still make you smile. Cassie: That was a grimace.

(About Jo) Thelma: She writes erotic fiction in her spare time. Cassie: You're kidding. How do you know that? Thelma: Oh, I was bored one day. It's not very good!

Cassie: Are you ever gonna stop eating? Thelma: No! I can eat whatever I want and never gain a pound.

(About Cassies' Mum) David: She's still a fruitcake? Jo: She is undergoing treatment, yes.

Thelma: Cassie, you never watched me play netball. Cassie: You were crap!

Thelma: You should be grateful I can't grope you! Cassie: Believe me, I am.

Thelma: I've always been suspicious of little girls in white dresses.

Troy: (About Leon) He sings in his sleep you know! Cassie: (Laughing) Is that possible?