Leon: God, give me strength. Thelma: I think He might have other things on his mind.
Jo: I think the world is gonna be a very different palce after today. Malachi: It's not gonna screw up the beaches is it? Because if it is you can count me out.
Roxanne: You've been in heaven, Thelma? Thelma: … Of course. Where do you think you go when you're dead?
Leon: I just want something you can never give me. I want you to be proud of me. I want you to love me like I love you. Ella: I do. Leon: No you don't. You don't even know what it means. You've been killing for so long you've forgotten what love is.
Malachi: It better be worth it, this whole end of the world thing, because it's taking up a lot of valuable time.
Thelma: You know, you're not nearly as bitchy as you used to be. Roxanne: Thank you. And you're much more attractive.
(Thelma is dressed as a fairy) Thelma: Guys. Hate to interrupt. I mean, I know it's the end of the world and everything, but do you think I've got time to change first? I'm starting to feel a bit silly.
Leon: I think you're single-handedly keeping the pork industry alive. Thelma: A bit like you and the porn industry. Leon: You know what they say, no company like your own.
Leon Tyler: We need to cauterize the wound. Thelma Bates: How do we do that? Leon Tyler: Well, in Star Wars they used the light saber.
Leon: God help me. Thelma: I think he's got bigger things to worry about.
International Airdates United States: 21 July 2007 on BBC America
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