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Helga: Spoon!
Arnold: That's right! It is a spoon.
(Helga starts cleaning her ear with the spoon)
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Grandpa Phil: I might not make it. I could die in that heat, a shark could eat me, or my deodorant could give out!
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Arnold: Helga! (pulls Helga from out of the street as a car drives by) You can't walk into the street like that.
Helga: It's just so nice of you to walk me home little boy. What is home?
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(after Helga gets hit in the head with a baseball)
Arnold: Helga, are you alright?
Helga: Who's Helga?
(everyone gasps)
Arnold: You're Helga.
Helga: Helga, that's such a nice name. I wish it were mine.
Stinky: It's like Helga turned into some kind of simpleton or something.
Harold: And it's like she got dumber too.
Arnold: I think she might have amnesia.
Sid: Amnesia? That's terrible! ...What's amnesia?
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(swimming back to shore)
Grandpa Phil: Kick.
Jimmy: Stroke.
Grandpa Phil: Kick.
Jimmy: Stroke.
Grandpa Phil: Stroke!
Jimmy: Stroke.
Grandpa Phil: Stroke!
Jimmy: Your just supposed to say kick!
Grandpa Phil: No, I think I'm having a stroke.
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Jimmy: Oh let's face it, we're both to drown.
Grandpa Phil: Yeah. Bet I drown first!
Jimmy: You're on!
(they both stick their heads in the water)
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Harold: Helllo Helga... My name is Harrrold... Do you remember mee?!
Helga: Why of course I remember you, Sheryl.
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(Arnold is walking Helga to her locker)
Stinky: Well, that's just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
Rhonda: She's turned into a total freak.
Harold: And she's calling me Sheryl!
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Helga: What is this clear wall blocking us from outside?
Arnold: It's a door. I'll get it for you.
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Helga: Whatever is this contraption, Andrew?
Arnold: It's a water fountain. You drink from it.
(Helga pushes the button and water comes out)
Helga: I like to drink.