Buddy: Here have some of my popcorn.
Ted: No thanks I'm not hungry.
Buddy: I'm not going to finish it.
Ted: I appreciate it, but I'm not in the mood for popcorn.
Buddy: Its just going to go to waste.
Ted: Alright, if it will make you feel better. (Ted reaches for the bag)
Buddy: Haha! You can't have any its popcorn made from corn. Indian food! (runs)
Ted: Come here you little brat!