Jake (to Danny and Mel): The way I see it we've got two problems. One, Brad and Ted are really starting to smell and two, I think Buddy is out shopping for an engagement ring.
Mr. Ernst (to Buddy): When your mother and I were first dating, we went to a restaurant one night. I remember looking across the table at her and stomach got all quizzy and my palms started to sweat, everything was spinning around.
Buddy: You were in love.
Mr. Ernst: No, I had food poisoning, bad clams. I was sick as a dog.
Melody (looking at Ted's outfit): Did you get dressed in a tunnel?
Melody (to Buddy): Your a good friend. You are absolutely the nicest and most sensitive one on this ranch. And the most mature.
Brad: Where is he?
(Ted comes running in)
Ted: Sorry, it was awful.
Ted: My hair, I couldn't get it right. First, it was too fluffy. Then, it was too flat and then it did that fuzz ball thing.
Kyle does not appear in this episode.
Was released on Nickelodeon's "MushFest' VHS in 1993.