Hey Dude

Season 3 Episode 1

Inmates Run The Asylum

Aired Weekdays 2:00 PM Apr 06, 1990 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • Here are following ways staffers can earn gold stars under Ted's system:
      One Star: Helping A Guest
      Two Stars: Obeying Ted
      Three Stars: Working Overtime
      Four Stars: Throwing Yourself In Front Of A Flaming Gas Truck

  • Quotes

    • Brad (holding a citation): He gave me one for not rolling up a tube of toothpaste and it wasn't even my tube it was Melody's.
      Danny: But, he wouldn't know that.
      Brad: Thats the real genus part, he did. "For not monitoring and correcting your bunkmates toothpaste dispersal".

    • Ted: Substitute teachers speak my name in fear. They got my picture on a dartboard down at the substitute teacher headquarters.

    • Ted (to Buddy): Deputy
      Melody: Deputy?
      Buddy: He deputized me five minutes ago, it was a nice ceremony; simple, but moving.

    • (Ted hands Melody a citation)
      Melody: What is this for?
      Ted: Exactly, failure to stop a citation violation. Look it up!

    • Ted: You can count on me.
      Mr. Ernst: That's what I'm afraid of.

  • Notes

  • Allusions