(Captain Lou throws him)
Mr. Ernst (dazed): Mommy, can I have my adding machine back? I promise I won't throw rocks at Daddy anymore.
(Captain Lou is slamming Mr. Ernst on the mat)
Mr. Ernst: Buddy, you got a pen? Take this down: I, Benjamin J. Ernst, being of sound mind and body, hereby bequeath my entire fortune and all my worldly goods...(Captain Lou yanks him away)
(Captain Lou is ripping apart a dummy in the ring)
Mr. Ernst: Yes, son?
Buddy: How much life insurance do you have?
Mr. Ernst: Not enough.
Jake (to Uncle Ben): Hes not so big. OK, hes big, but compared to..(looks and sees Captain Lou carrying the ice machine) a gorilla or something. Hes average size.
Captain Lou (to Mr. Ernst): If I catch one person out there watching me train, I personally am gonna reach in, tear your spleen out and then dance all over it.
Brad: The mail came and it looks like more orders.
Mr. Ernst: We haven't had this much mail since that outbreak of food poisoning last month.
Capitan Lou: I want a wake up call every 20 minutes tonight.
Capitan Lou: It makes me mean.
(Jake sees Uncle Ben's neck)
Mr. Ernst: I've been having a brainstorm.
Jake: More like a bus accident.
Lucy does not appear in this episode.