Hey Dude

Season 3 Episode 10

Killer Ernst

Aired Weekdays 2:00 PM Jun 08, 1990 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Captain Lou throws him)
      Mr. Ernst (dazed): Mommy, can I have my adding machine back? I promise I won't throw rocks at Daddy anymore.

    • (Captain Lou is slamming Mr. Ernst on the mat)
      Mr. Ernst: Buddy, you got a pen? Take this down: I, Benjamin J. Ernst, being of sound mind and body, hereby bequeath my entire fortune and all my worldly goods...(Captain Lou yanks him away)

    • (Captain Lou is ripping apart a dummy in the ring)
      Buddy: Dad?
      Mr. Ernst: Yes, son?
      Buddy: How much life insurance do you have?
      Mr. Ernst: Not enough.

    • Jake (to Uncle Ben): Hes not so big. OK, hes big, but compared to..(looks and sees Captain Lou carrying the ice machine) a gorilla or something. Hes average size.

    • Captain Lou (to Mr. Ernst): If I catch one person out there watching me train, I personally am gonna reach in, tear your spleen out and then dance all over it.

    • Brad: The mail came and it looks like more orders.
      Mr. Ernst: We haven't had this much mail since that outbreak of food poisoning last month.

    • Capitan Lou: I want a wake up call every 20 minutes tonight.
      Brad: Why?
      Capitan Lou: It makes me mean.

    • (Jake sees Uncle Ben's neck)
      Mr. Ernst: I've been having a brainstorm.
      Jake: More like a bus accident.

  • Notes

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