Jake (to Melody): Why are you looking at me that way?
Melody: I'm not looking at you.
Jake: Yeah, you are. You got this really strange look in your eye. Its kind of alien.
Melody: Ha, ha, your trying to scare me.
Jake: No Mel, I've never seen you like that before. Your eyes are like yellow.
Danny: They are really weird.
Jake (to Danny): Now your eyes are like that. Oh man, nobody stare at me.
Danny: What way?
Jake: That way! Nobody look at anybody!
Melody (to Danny): Your staring at me!!!
Danny: I'm not staring!!
Melody: Yes, you are I can feel it burning a hole right through my hair.
Jake: Danny, were out of chips and I stashed a bag under the porch, would you go get them please?
Danny: Under the porch?
(Jake shakes his head yes)
Danny: Okay. (Danny leaves)
Jake: Alright Mel, not that I believe in any of this, but if anybody's a pod person it's Danny.
Jake: Yeah, the guy can be really weird.
Melody: So, hes always been that way that doesn't prove anything.
Jake: That doesn't disprove...
Danny: There are no chips under the porch. Nobody in there right mind would keep chips under the porch unless they were a pod person.
Melody: Yeah, what do we know about you?
Danny: You just show up one day claiming to be Mr. E's nephew.
Jake: But I am his nephew! Buddy, tell them I'm your cousin.
Buddy: Maybe you are, but maybe you aren't.
Jake: Oh yeah, well if anybody is a pod person it's Melody.
Melody: Well, you still haven't proved your Jake Decker. You know maybe Jake Decker doesn't really exist.
Jake: Danny come on, shes the only girl in American who likes The Three Stooges if that doesn't prove shes a pod person.
Buddy: I don't care if your all pod people you are boring pod people.
(during the mock wedding)
Jake (to Brad): Do you take Kyle to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Brad: I'd rather be nibbed to death by ducks, Jake.
Jake: I'll take that as a yes. (gets a nearby horseshoe and hands it to Brad) Bradley, take this and repeat after me. With this ring...
Brad: I'm going to jam this ring..
Jake: I thee wed.
Brad: Up your nose.
Kyle: Brad, you tortured those kids. Not only did you force them to line up, and sing these stupid camp songs. You made them eat vegetables.
Brad: And whats wrong with that?
Kyle: You set up a salad bar, face it Brad you went too far.
Brad: Well they liked my croutons.
(Brad and Kyle are tied up and Kyle has Brad up in the air)
Brad: Put me down!
Kyle: Your bowlegged, your hair's stringy, and your feet really smell.
Mr. Ernst does not appear in this episode.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers: A 1956 science fiction film starring Kevin McCarthy. It is about people who are taken and replaced with evil copies of them. A remake was made in 1978. Buddy suspects that some or all of the people on the ranch could be pod people.
Gremlins: A horror film released in 1984 about small creatures that transform into destructive monsters. A sequel was made in 1990. When Melody asks about favorite horror films, Buddy mentions Gremlins, but Jake dismisses it as being "too cute".
Aliens: A horror film starring Sigourney Weaver. When Melody is talking about favorite horror films she mentions Aliens.
The Thing: A 1982 horror movie that stars Kurt Russell. It is about a shape shifting alien. When Melody poses the question of favorite horror movie Danny mentions The Thing.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: A series of horror films starring Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger. Buddy refuses to sleep because he saw A Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Three Stooges: A slapstick comedy act that starred in numerous short films in the early-mid 20th century. The others give Brad a hard time because she doesn't like the Three Stooges.