(during the mock wedding)
Jake (to Brad): Do you take Kyle to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Brad: I'd rather be nibbed to death by ducks, Jake.
Jake: I'll take that as a yes. (gets a nearby horseshoe and hands it to Brad) Bradley, take this and repeat after me. With this ring...
Brad: I'm going to jam this ring..
Jake: I thee wed.
Brad: Up your nose.