Jake: Danny, were out of chips and I stashed a bag under the porch, would you go get them please?
Danny: Under the porch?
(Jake shakes his head yes)
Danny: Okay. (Danny leaves)
Jake: Alright Mel, not that I believe in any of this, but if anybody's a pod person it's Danny.
Jake: Yeah, the guy can be really weird.
Melody: So, hes always been that way that doesn't prove anything.
Jake: That doesn't disprove...
Danny: There are no chips under the porch. Nobody in there right mind would keep chips under the porch unless they were a pod person.
Melody: Yeah, what do we know about you?
Danny: You just show up one day claiming to be Mr. E's nephew.
Jake: But I am his nephew! Buddy, tell them I'm your cousin.
Buddy: Maybe you are, but maybe you aren't.
Jake: Oh yeah, well if anybody is a pod person it's Melody.
Melody: Well, you still haven't proved your Jake Decker. You know maybe Jake Decker doesn't really exist.
Jake: Danny come on, shes the only girl in American who likes The Three Stooges if that doesn't prove shes a pod person.
Buddy: I don't care if your all pod people you are boring pod people.