(Brad is talking to Melody)
Brad: "Danny is the Indian. Ted is the conceited one. You are the nice one and me? I am the rich one. Only now, I am not the rich one."
Jake: That poor salesgirl, when we told her that Brad wouldn't be coming back anymore, well, it was bad.
Melody: Lucky, there was oxygen nearby.
Jake: Why doesn't anybody rich stay at The Bar None?
Ted: Let's think about that one: the rooms are small, the foods not that great...
Danny: You work here.
Melody: Buddy, do you have a goldfish in that bag?
Buddy: Well see, the other day I was talking to my dad and I told him about how Brad's parents got her two horses. Kind of like a hint.
Melody: And did it work?
Buddy: Meet black beauty.
Ted: Do you know department stores celebrate Brad's birthday as a legal holiday?
Jake: Danny are you going to help me or are you just going to stand there and make fun of me?
Danny: Oh, I have a choice. I'll take B.
Lucy does not appear in this episode.