We find out that Brad is 5'8'' and Melody is 5'5''.
Judge: Brad, what advice would you give a friend who is entering a pageant just like this one?
Brad: I'd tell my friend that being in a beauty pageant changes nothing. When this is all over your still gonna be the same person that you were when it started. A crown is nice, but it isn't magic, doesn't make you different. Whether you win or you don't win thats not what matters. If your a good person thats what matters. (looks at Melody) And you are thats what matters.
(during the pageant introductions)
Brad: I weigh somewhere between 50 and 160 pounds.
Melody: (looks at Brad) I weigh somewhere between 40 and 150 pounds.
Ted: Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the Miss Bar None pageant. My name is Ted and I'd like to be your host today, but unfortunately nobody asked me.
Lucy does not appear in this episode.
Home on the Range: The state song of Kansas. Melody performs "Home on the Range" in the Bar None beauty pageant. Jake is unable to obtain the rights from the record company for her first choice "The Greatest Love of All" and "Home on the Range" is public domain.
The Greatest Love of All: A song by Whitney Houston that was released in April of 1986. It reached number one on the Billboard Top 100. Melody wants to perform "The Greatest Love of All" in the Bar None beauty pageant, but Jake is unable to secure the rights from the record company.