Melody (reading Ted's letter): If you don't miss me, I knew you'd at least miss your stuff; Love, Ted
Jake (into his recorder): Invention: rotary nose hair trimmer; modeled after the weed whacker.
Danny: Were pretty much like family. Handsome old boy, two ugly stepsisters.
Brad and Melody: Hey watch it!
Mr. Ernst: Well, Buddy what do you think?
Buddy: I really want him to stay. I think he'll make a great addition to our ranch family.
Danny: Even though Ted never did anything around here, now that he is gone things seem to be falling apart.
Lucy does not appear in this episode.
The Brady Bunch: A popular 70s TV series that is still shown in reruns today. When Buddy says Jake is weird Melody tells him weird would be not knowing The Brady Bunch cast.