Hey Dude

Season 2 Episode 7

Teacher's Pest

Aired Weekdays 2:00 PM Dec 01, 1989 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mr. Ernst: The Bar None is an opportunity for us all to make new friends. Miss Andrews is a new friend. Although, your mom and I haven't been together for quite awhile now Buddy. She'll always be your mom and Buddy, I'll always love you best.

    • Ted: Now wait one second here Mr. Ernst, why do you automatically assume that I'm involved.
      Mr. Ernst: Ted, your always involved.

    • (instructions to Miss Andrews on how to break in Mr. E's boots)
      Buddy: First you have to dunk them in mud lots of mud. Then you boil them in water for an hour. They you have to lay them out in the sun all day.

    • Ted: She once made me write "I'll never be tardy again" one thousand times on the blackboard. And do you know why?
      Danny: Because you were tardy.
      Ted: Well yeah, but a thousand times give me a break. My arm was so sore I couldn't pitch a baseball for two days.
      Buddy: You played baseball? Thats great, I could really use some help on my hitting.
      Ted: I wasn't exactly on the team, Buddy, but if they had needed me there was no way I could have pitched.

    • Brad: I belong here with you guys. You and Danny and Buddy and I can't believe I'm gonna say this even Ted.
      (Melody feels Brad's forehead)
      Melody: Are these attacks coming frequently? Do you realize you just expressed a positive feeling towards someone you once described as a walking zit?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Guns N' Roses: A hard rock band that was formed in 1985. Towards the end of the episode, when Brad is happy. Melody asks if it is because she is singing backup for Guns N' Roses.