Ted: She once made me write "I'll never be tardy again" one thousand times on the blackboard. And do you know why?
Danny: Because you were tardy.
Ted: Well yeah, but a thousand times give me a break. My arm was so sore I couldn't pitch a baseball for two days.
Buddy: You played baseball? Thats great, I could really use some help on my hitting.
Ted: I wasn't exactly on the team, Buddy, but if they had needed me there was no way I could have pitched.