Brad: (to Lucy) I don't want a moral lesson in tolerance and cooperation. I just want to get through the next couple of hours without committing murder.
Brad: I'd rather be handcuffed to a... to a...
Ted: Come on, Brad, hit me with your best shot! You can do it, Brad, come on. Don't disappoint me.
Ted: Oh, call a doctor! Somebody call a doctor! The insult sector of her brain has seized up!
Lucy: Uh, to keep the cuffs from cutting into your wrists... (cringing) try holding hands!
Brad and Ted: We'll take the pain!
The Defiant Ones: A 1958 movie about two prisoners handcuffed together when they escape. Lucy tells Brad her being handcuffed to Ted reminds her of this movie.