(after seeing Uncle Dave's commercial on TV)
Taylor: Well, of course he was good; he's the greatest! You could land a plane on that jaw line! But it was a diaper commercial!
Taylor: Nobody's going to cast "the old guy who pees his pants" in their next movie.
Joyce: You got him the part. Didn't you read the script?
Taylor: Of course I read the script. I just stopped when I saw "cruise ship". I'm going to have to let him go. He's unmarketable now.