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Skip: I made some calls. I mean, hell, I play golf with half the D.A.'s office. And I told them that the Nolans were good friends and that my daughter was the kid's girlfriend. I didn't see the need to make everyone feel worse. Suicide's tough enough.
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Johnny: Save it Cliff. I know all about it and I definetly know it wasn't a one time thing. So tell me something. Did Eddie find out?
Cliff: Yeah. He found out. And I killed him. Seriously Johnny, you need to stop playing Scooby-Doo. Sometimes a number two pencil is just a number two pencil.
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Johnny: So I guess you don't want to hear that Nikki caught Cliff makin' out with Mrs. Nolan in my bedroom.
Liza: You're kidding.
Johnny: Not at all. That's just warped in so many ways.
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Jessie Jo: For the next 36 hours, every minute we are going to be busy, busy, busy, busy -
Nikki: Busy enough to keep my mind off of Cliff, right?
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Skip: You're not gonna make this easy, are you?
Tess: Honey, I haven't been easy since the Reagan administration.
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Liza: Cliff was sleeping with Eddie's girlfriend and his mother!
Johnny: Yeah, but those are reasons for Eddie to kill Cliff, not the other way around.
Liza: Well, Cliff isn't dead, Eddie is.