High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman Season 1 Episode 5

Shirley: And remember, if you don't believe Sheba will bite your face off. Spook to ya' later!

Shirley: Ladies and gentlemen please open your brains and join me, as we try to bring the normal and the abnormal just that little bit further together.

Shirley: Talking of stars, out of space sounds like my kind of place. A massive Milky Way, loads of Galaxies and even a Mars.

Shirley: You're not giving me much to go on are you? Just a magnifying glass.

Shirley: Oh for fu… bloody hell, please! All right? I'm just trying.

Shirley: They didn't know what IBS was. Now it's got a name, irritable bowel syndrome.

Shirley: You killed me Tamlin, with your messy arse.

Shirley: Right, is there someone here, ok? With something going on in their life?

Shirley: There's a unit. Who understands… you understand a unit?

Man: A unit of what though?

Shirley: I don't know. A unit of alcohol, kitchen unit, bathroom unit, tens and units. A bloody school teacher, Mr Unit? Do you understand that?

Man: Yeah.

Shirley: Right Mr Unit, do you understand?

Man: A unit, yeah.

Shirley: A unit? Is it Mr Unit?

Man: No, not Mr Unit.

Shirley: Psychiatric unit? (At laughing audience) WHAT?! CAN YOU PLEASE…? ALL RIGHT, (back at man) Is it psychiatric unit?

Man: No.

Shirley: (pause) What do the initials Rod Hull mean? I can't do this. I need bloody Sheba. I really… can I just…? Please. Just somebody go along with something.