High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman

Season 1 Episode 4

Episode Four

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Mar 22, 2005 on BBC Three



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Shirley: And remember, if you don't believe your kids will die in a fire. Spook to ya' later!

    • Shirley: I welcome you here tonight, regardless of colour, creed or weight problem. And I ask you to join me as we bring reality and fiction just that little bit closer together.

      Shirley: Have you had a heart transplant?

      Man: No.

      Shirley: Oh, you've got that to look forward to.

      Shirley: I feel ya' pain, I feel ya' shame, but you're not to blame. They should tell parents ok; that children have got weak backs. How were you supposed to know he was getting tired? You were worried about your bad legs.

      Ian: Oh look there's some flowers. You can have them. Present for you.

      Kevin: No, put them back, put them back!

      Shirley: Ok.

      Kevin: That's for a member of a family who's passed away. They've left them there for a relative.

      Ian: If you don't mind me saying you do look a little, teeny weenie bit like erm… It's only 'cuz of the light and that, but you do look a bit like a man.

      Kevin: Bit like a?

      Ian: Man.

      Kevin: I am a man.

      Ian: But you said you were a witch.

      Kevin: I'm a witch but I'm still a man.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Shirley: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in touch with the spirits. And no that doesn't mean I've got a friend that works down Oddbins.
      Oddbins is an off license.