Joe: So he was standing right here with his camera?
Duncan: No, he was three miles away. I'm only here 'cause I like the neighborhood.
Joe: That's very good. Keep the sense of humor, MacLeod. You're gonna need it.
Barbara: I don't know why that lunatic wanted to kill us. But I do know that if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be alive.
Duncan: Ah, you're giving me too much credit.
Barbara: I don't think so.
Robert Waverly: What's with you guys and the swords? There are easier ways to kill people.