Hill Street Blues

Mr. Farnswoth: Mr. Renko, Miss Renko, uh…(laughs nervously) something terribly embarrassing has just happened. Uh, you see our regular call car that makes all the hospital pick-ups is – it's in the transmission shop. And, uh, we've been using my son's brand new van. Renko: I understand. Mr. Farnswoth: And unfortunately it just got stolen, right out of our own parking lot. Renko: Well, if you want, Mr. Farnsworth, me and my partner here could write it up as soon as we get done choosing a casket here. Bad news for the kid, huh? Mr. Farnswoth: Well, actually Mr. Renko, it's kind of bad news for your father, too. Hill: How bad can it be? The man's already dead. Mr. Farnswoth: Uh-huh. Well, you see, he was still inside the van when it was stolen. Renko: Oh Lordy, they've stolen my Daddy.