Mr. Farnswoth: Mr. Renko, Miss Renko, uh…(laughs nervously) something terribly embarrassing has just happened. Uh, you see our regular call car that makes all the hospital pick-ups is – it's in the transmission shop. And, uh, we've been using my son's brand new van.
Renko: I understand.
Mr. Farnswoth: And unfortunately it just got stolen, right out of our own parking lot.
Renko: Well, if you want, Mr. Farnsworth, me and my partner here could write it up as soon as we get done choosing a casket here. Bad news for the kid, huh?
Mr. Farnswoth: Well, actually Mr. Renko, it's kind of bad news for your father, too.
Hill: How bad can it be? The man's already dead.
Mr. Farnswoth: Uh-huh. Well, you see, he was still inside the van when it was stolen.
Renko: Oh Lordy, they've stolen my Daddy.
Andy: Now, what is so funny about this?
Bobby: (while laughing) The whole thing. I'm sorry cowboy, but it's just so funny. Your old man sitting in that alley in his hospital greens with no shoes and Dogbreath Belker offering him a bite of his sandwich.
Andy: (also laughing) If he wasn't dead already, Belker's breath woulda killed him. (laughing heartily)You know what? That's the first decent laugh that damn old man ever gave me.
Original Australian airdate Melbourne GTV9 9.30pm Saturday July 24, 1982.