Howard: (discussing his evening with Grace Gardiner) Can I be totally frank…with you, Frank?
Furillo: Of course, Howard.
Howard: The woman's deranged. Frank, you know me. I'm not a rookie when it comes to night maneuvers, but this Gardiner woman... I mean, she is a case for the manuals! Frank, she heats up her body lotion in her microwave. I mean, Judas Priest! How is any right-thinking male supposed to keep his powder dry under that kind of ungodly, biogenic pressure!
Furillo: Howard, if you're trying to tell me you experienced a little momentary equipment failure-
Howard: I don't care what you've heard, Frank! My equipment is as good as any man's, and I do not wish to discuss this any further!