Histeria! Season 2 Episode 5

Joseph Guillotin: Stop hitting me with that ball, you stupid kids!
Aka: We stupid? You so stupid, you'd stare at a bottle of orange juice for two hours, just because it say "concentrate"!

Common Person: We're sick and tired of the stinking King running stinking things his stinking way!
Louis XVI: Stinking? You peasants are the ones who smell like an old bucket of rats and cheese!

Pepper: (after getting autographs from the common people of the village) Hey, you're not The Village People! Gippola!

Pepper: Is anybody else hungry?
Kids: Oui.
Pepper: "Oui" what? "Oui" yes, or "wee-wee"?
Toast: Thanks a lot, dude. Now I have to go to the bathroom!

Napoleon:(while eating more of Chef Froggo's cookies on the toliet) Le Private Toast, what is happening on the battlefield now?
Toast:(looking through the eyeglass backwards) Looks like the tea-drinking dude is coming this way with a whole bunch of other dudes. But don't sweat it, they look really small so they're still pretty far away.
Napoleon: Hm-mm, great. (eats another cookie) Oh, delightful. What is happening now?
Toast:(still looking through the eyeglass backwards) Well, Emperor, general, dude, doesn't look like those guys haven't made any progress at all. Look, they're still far away.
Napoleon: That's good because... (sees Toast) Hey, wait a minute. You idiot! You're looking through the wrong end of that eyeglass! Turn it around quick!
(Toast turns the eyeglass around and looks through it, and sees Wellington's eye)
Toast: Oh, totally difference.
(a pull back reveals that Wellington's army has surrounded Toast, Froggo, and Napoleon)
Toast: Bummer.
( the soldiers aim their weapons at Napoleon )
Napoleon: Uhh, cookie?