Linda: Who is that?
Brooke: His name's Mark.
Linda: But where'd you meet him?
Brooke: I don't know. Here in Miami.
Linda: You kiss him already?
Brooke: Mom, come on! Stop!
Nick: Yes she did! Yes she did!
Hulk: So when do we get to meet this fat boyfriend of yours?
Brooke: He's not fat.
Nick: He's probably a jerk.
Nick: (singing)Brooke's dating a chuncky sundae.
Nick: You're spying.
Hulk: I'm not spying.
Nick: Cool. Whatever. (they high-five each other)
Hulk: Ok. I'm spying, big deal. Don't tell your mother.
Nick: I'll spy with you.