Kinch: Now, there's one thing I still don't understand, Colonel.
Kinch: Well, if they really believe that Carter's for real, why'd the woman try to kill him?
Hogan: I don't know. Maybe she gets her kicks that way.
Newkirk: Yeah, when you spend the whole day making poison gas, you got to have something for relaxation.
LeBeau: A pussycat, a real pussycat.