Werner Klemperer |
Col. Wilhelm Klink |
Bob Crane |
Col. Robert Hogan |
John Banner |
Sgt. Hans Schultz |
Robert Clary |
Cpl. Louis LeBeau |
Ivan Dixon |
Sgt. James (Ivan) 'Kinch' Kinchloe |
Larry Hovis |
Sgt. Andrew Carter |
Sidney Clute |
Max |
Guest Star |
John Stephenson |
Inspector General |
Guest Star |
Stewart Moss |
Lt. Bigelow |
Guest Star |
(Franks' uniform falls apart and Churchill's 'V for Victory' sign appears on his undershirt)
Franks: I do not know anything about this!
Inspector: This is treason! Turn this man over to the Gestapo!
Franks: But I am innocent!
Hogan: That's what they all say.
Newkirk: You're right, mate. The old story every time!
Klink: Schultz, hold this man till the Gestapo picks him up.
Schultz: With pleasure!
Franks: But I did not do anything wrong!
Hogan: Yes you did, you broke the regulations! Article two, paragraph nine: You're out of uniform.
Hogan: You're out to make yourself look good and Klink look bad.
Franks: Why not? That is how a soldier gets ahead in the German army.
Hogan: I hope you get everything you deserve. I'll even help if I can.
Hogan: Sgt. Franks, you strike me as the kind of guy that would turn in your own father.
Franks: Col. Hogan, at this very moment, my father is in a labor camp in east Prussia.
Inspector: The last kommandant who had two G- ratings was Colonel Feldkampf.
Klink: Oh, you mean Colonel Feldkampf of Stalag 5!
Inspector: No, I mean Colonel Feldkampf of the Russian Front.
Klink: Colonel Hogan, I hope you'll forgive me for mentioning it but we've been trying to get your attention.
Hogan: You have? How? (Schultz blows a whistle loudly)
Hogan: Colonel, with all those tanks going by and all that noise, how could we hear one little whistle?
Klink: Schultz, they didn't hear a thing. What do you think about that?
Schultz: The tanks are a little bit noisy.
Klink: Schultz, shut up! I don't want your opinion, even when I ask for it!
This episode marks the fourth of eight largely-unrelated appearances by Stewart Moss. He is most recognized for his role of Olsen in two other episodes.
This episode marks the second of three unrelated appearances by Sidney Clute.
This episode marks the first of two unrelated appearances by Milton Selzer.
This episode appears third on the VHS collection's "Klink!" volume.
This episode marks the third of eight unrelated appearances by John Stephenson.
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