Werner Klemperer |
Col. Wilhelm Klink |
Bob Crane |
Col. Robert Hogan |
Richard Dawson |
Cpl. Peter Newkirk |
John Banner |
Sgt. Hans Schultz |
Robert Clary |
Cpl. Louis LeBeau |
Larry Hovis |
Sgt. Andrew Carter |
Ulla Stromstedt |
Myra |
Guest Star |
Martin Blaine |
Secret Policeman |
Guest Star |
Paul Lambert |
Maj. Hegel |
Guest Star |
Colonel Klink: [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]
Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life!
[Klink exits]
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you!
Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: He called you a liar!
Col. Robert E. Hogan: [dismissive] He really knows how to hurt a guy.
[both smile and then light up cigars]
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LeBeau: Well, let's take a vote. I say no.
Newkirk: Definitely no.
Kinchloe: No.
Carter: No.
Hogan: We'll make contact ten o'clock tonight.
Kinchloe: Hey, I demand a recount!
Hogan: Write to your Congressman.
Klink: Would anybody belive I could be just an ordinary private?
Hogan: Why not? I believe.
(Gestapo Major is discussing Hogan's sabotage and underground efforts)
Major Hegel: The Kommandant of Stalag 13, Colonel Klink, has no knowledge of these activities because he is a fool.
Hogan: That's the first thing you've gotten right.
Hogan: What guarantee do we have you won't shoot us to keep us quiet?
Major Hegel: My dear colonel, you have the best guarantee in the world: my word of honor.
Hogan: Serves me right. Ask a silly question…
Kinchloe: So 'Robinson Crusoe' used the Underground to get in touch with us.
Carter: I read Robinson Crusoe when I was a kid.
Newkirk: There's a fascinatin' bit of news.
Schultz: I don't know what it is, but beautiful girls can not resist me.
Kinchloe: No, no, Schultz: you mean you just can't resist them.
Schultz: I like it my way better.
This episode marks the second of two unrelated appearances by Martin Blaine.
This episode marks the first of two unrelated appearances by Ulla Stromstedt.
This episode marks the first of four unrelated appearances by Paul Lambert.
This episode appears third on the VHS collection's "Missions Accomplished" volume.
This episode alludes to Robinson Crusoe, a novel by Daniel Defoe often recognized as the first novel written in English. Its main character is known for surviving seemingly-insurmountable odds while a castaway on a deserted island.
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