Hogan's Heroes

Season 3 Episode 14

Everybody Loves a Snowman

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Dec 09, 1967 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Hochstetter: I thought you were all sitting around perspiring with the windows open.
      Carter: (imitating shivering) Who-who s-said that?
      Klink: Schultz!
      Hogan: He's a sick man, Colonel.
      Hochstetter: He-he said he saw it with his own eyes.
      Hogan: Well, it's snow blindness.
      Klink: Snow blindness?
      Hogan: Yes, yes, it's like being out in the desert, sir. I mean, after you're in the snow long enough, you start seeing mirages.
      Hochstetter: Well, if he continues to act so peculiar, he will be seeing the Russian front, and that will be no mirage!

    • Morgan: I know the Germans are out to take prisoners, but I never knew you fellas were in business for yourselves.
      Hogan: Let's just say we've eliminated the middleman.

    • Hogan: Colonel, did the Gestapo catch the bomber crew?
      Klink: Colonel Hogan, I assure you Major Hochstetter will find them.
      LeBeau: Ha! He couldn't find the Eiffel Tower in Paris!
      Carter: He couldn't even find his swastika!
      Newkirk: The Krauts should call in Scotland Yard.
      Hogan: Yeah, if they can find 'em.

    • Hochstetter: Why did you kick dirt under this sink?
      Carter: Because cleanliness is next to godliness.
      Hogan: And a clean barracks is a happy barracks.
      LeBeau: And a happy barracks is a happy prison camp.
      Kinchloe: And a happy prison camp is...
      Hochstetter: Silence!

    • Hochstetter: Why do you have fresh dirt under the fingernails?
      Newkirk: Sir, have you ever tried to get an appointment for a manicure here? It is murder!

  • Notes

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