Hogan's Heroes

Season 3 Episode 18

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Jan 06, 1968 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • When Hogan brings flowers to a sick Klink, the card with the flowers says, "To the heavens we all shout, get well quick to our favorite Kraut. From the gang at Stalag 13."

  • Quotes

    • (discussing Major Hochstetter)
      Helga: I can't stand that man!
      LeBeau: Don't be too harsh on him. Underneath that black Gestapo uniform beats a warm, sensitive...
      Hogan: ...Swastika.

    • Hogan: Hey, how 'bout me reading to you?
      Klink: Just leave me alone.
      Hogan: Chapters from Mein Kampf? Or don't you go for science fiction?

    • Klink: I didn't know that Air Force pilots were also medical officers.
      Hogan: We learn a lot from dating nurses.

    • Newkirk: How do we know ol' Klink's going to stop at Mendelburg?
      Hogan: Because he always stops at Gretchen Adler's Haufbrau for a glass of beer, a pinch of salt, and a pinch of barmaid.
      Kinchloe: No wonder he always comes back with a smashed monocle.

    • (After Kinch delivers the news that Janine is safely on her way to England, Newkirk asks if she had a message for him.)
      Kinch: You know, I almost forgot. Janine said to tell you that exactly one year after the armistice, she'll meet you under the Eiffel Tower at one o'clock in the afternoon. She'll be wearing a pink cotton dress and you should wear a carnation in your lapel.
      Newkirk: You kidding?
      Kinch: Boy, am I kidding!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • "Mein Kampf" is mentioned in this episode.

      "Mein Kampf" is a work of Adolf Hitler, containing stories of his life, his vision, and, as the title translates "My Struggle." It goes on to describe Hitler's demands for a German-led European alliance and eventual world domination.