The prisoners use radio code "Big Ball" to slyly describe Schultz.
Newkirk: Those bloody Krauts! They think of everything!
Hogan: Except how to win the war.
Hogan: Last night I dreamt that Schultz ate all the dynamite.
LeBeau: With him, it's possible.
Hochstetter: Hogan, you saved my life!
Newkirk: If it wasn't for the Colonel, you could've been blown up in there!
(Baker "accidentally" sprays the Gestapo men with the fire hose)
Hogan: Blown up or drowned!
Hogan: My guess is that Hochstetter has the job of hiding the dynamite in this sector of Germany.
Baker: Good man for it, sir.
LeBeau: Oui, he's so secret, he wouldn't even talk to himself!
Newkirk: Why don't we turn out the lights, and whoever stole Schultz and the truck put 'em on the table and no questions asked?
Hogan: Ya know, sometimes I wish we had a cooler of our own.
Newkirk: I was only tryin' to lighten things up a bit, sir.
Klink: It is none of your business if the Gestapo stores dynamite in a POW camp.
Hogan: It's against all the rules of civilized warfare.
Klink: There is no such thing as 'civilized warfare.'
Hogan: You guys oughtta know about that.