Hogan: Lebeau, what condition is Klink's car in?
LeBeau: What kind of condition would you like it in?
Hogan: Just bad enough to go in for repairs overnight.
Carter: Isn't it about due for its thousand-mile checkup?
LeBeau: No, it just had one.
Carter: Well, set the speedometer ahead and give it another one.
Newkirk: No, we had to set the speedometer ahead for the last one. I think ol' Klink's getting suspicious.
Carter: May I suggest… brake failure?
Hogan: Brake failure sounds good.
LeBeau: It's logical, and the car hasn't had one good brake failure since the last collision.
Hogan: Brake failure it is. LeBeau, get to work. And make sure the brakes… don't.