Bohrmann: If I turn this picture in to Gestapo headquarters, an innocent man may be executed.
Klink: Me? I'm not innocent. I mean I am innocent. What have I done?
Hilda: Excuse me, Herr Kommandant. A Captain Bohrmann is here to see you.
Klink: Bohrmann? I don't know any Captain Bohrmann. I'm busy, send him away!
Klink: Well, don't just let the man sit out there!
Hogan: The Kommandant may be able to squeeze him in.
Schultz: Colonel Hogan, is there some monkey business going on?
Hogan: Next time you see a monkey wearing a monocle, ask him.
Kinchloe: Must be some picture.
LeBeau: Klink and a woman, maybe?
Hogan: Impossible. Klink's in love with Klink. He wouldn't let anyone come between himself.
This marks the third of four appearances by Diana Chesney.
This marks the fourth of five appearances by Sandy Kenyon.
This episode appears second on the VHS collection's "High-Strung Kommandant" volume.