(The Gestapo plans to reassign all Luftwaffe personnel) Schultz: To where? Hogan: I give you a hint: it's big, cold, east of here, and there are a lot of people named Ivan shooting at you all the time.
Klink: Major Strauss has something to say that concerns all of us. Hogan: Are you surrendering to me? I should have worn my dress blues!
Klink: We are a Luft Stalag, Herr Major. We do not believe in starvation. Strauss: (looks at Schultz) Ja, so I see. Schultz: I am on a diet.
Girl at bar: Are you really a Colonel? Klink: Of course, my dear, isn't that quite obvious? Schultz: But hard to believe, huh? Klink: Schultz! Schultz: I-I-I mean, eh, you being so human. Hogan: That's not easy to believe, either.
Hogan: Kommandant, thank you for getting me out of the cooler. Klink: Believe me, for the first time I had to use all my intelligence and craftiness. Hogan: Yeah, well, I got out anyway.
Hogan: You won't go to Berlin, but you will go to the Eastern Front, when the Major's ready. Klink: He doesn't bother me. Hogan: Come on, Kommandant, who're you kidding? Klink: He doesn't bother me! Scare me, yes…
(Klink shows up at the barracks at night, wearing full uniform and a pair of sunglasses.) Baker: 'Ten-hut! Klink: Never mind the formalities, at ease. Hogan: Don't worry: nobody recognized you, sir. We even had trouble, right, fellas? LeBeau and Baker: Right. Carter: Uh, who is he?
This episode marks the sixth of six unrelated appearances by Forrest Compton.
This episode marks the third of three unrelated appearances by Bruce Kirby.
This episode appears fourth on the VHS collection's "S.O.S." volume.
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