Hogan's Heroes Season 2 Episode 21

Shultz: It's illegal for one man to be in two armies in the same war!

Lebeau: (Reading the name off his stolen nametag) Kornhauser! What a name! Bet he's glad I took it off him!

Klink: My father always said "Whatever you do in life, do it the best. The very best."
Burkhalter: You should've taken his advice.

Spear: Good luck, Mueller, and give it to those Allies!
Newkirk: I will...the first chance I get.

Klink: (to Spear) You may not know it, sir, but we have never had an escape here, not one single escape!
Hogan: Remarkable, never an escape from Stalag 13, not one!
LeBeau: No, not one. Maybe a hundred, but not one.

Newkirk: Where's Carter?
Hogan: He's wiring the TNT. We'll all be out of work tomorrow.
Newkirk: Wouldn't you know it, right before I get my raise.

Schultz: Colonel Hogan, please tell me it is not true what I just heard. Please tell me it is not true.
Hogan: What isn't true, Schultz?
Schultz: That Newkirk enlisted in the German army?
Hogan: He's in the German army, but don't worry: he'll visit you when he comes home on furlough.

Newkirk: (as foreman of the German cannon factory) Come on, come on! The boys at the front are waiting for those cannons.
LeBeau: I can't wait until he's 65 and they lay him off.
Hogan: He's drunk with power.
Newkirk: Just get on with it.