(as a Luftwaffe colonel arrives at camp)
Carter: Why don't we all write down who we think he is, put some money in a hat, and whoever guesses right wins the money?
LeBeau: I say he's here to arrest Klink for impersonating an officer.
Baker: I say he's Hitler's hairdresser.
Newkirk: No, he designs courses for Herman Goehring.
Hogan: You're all wrong. He's Klink's former co-pilot. You can tell from the limp.