Hogan: We're going to set those detonators Wednesday or else.
LeBeau: Or else what?
Kinch: Get killed tryin'?
Hogan: There are times I wish you guys wouldn't read my mind.
Klink: I will not bargain with a prisoner of war!
Hogan: Why not? I'm willing to bargain with a prisoner of love.
Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go; throw away the keys.
Schultz: Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
Carter: Do we get a trial or anything?
Klink: This is Germany. I do admire your sense of humor.
Hogan: Any volunteers for a cutting job? Newkirk, Carter?
Carter: Us two?
Hogan: "We two," Carter, "we two." Grammar, grammar.
Hogan: All of a sudden, we've got wall-to-wall Germans.
Carter: Very interesting problem.
Hogan: Yeah, how do we escape into a POW camp?
This episode marked the first of two unrelated appearances from Alice Ghostley.
[This is a correction of the existing incorrect entry]
This episode appears third on the VHS collection's "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles" volume.
Kinchloe states that Klink has turned Stalag 13 into Alcatraz.
Alcatraz is a famous island in San Francisco Bay which famously served as an escape-proof Federal prison until 1969.