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500 things we learn from Home Improvment

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    ncgirl315

    [1]Jun 29, 2008
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    This forum is fun so I decided to make one for this show

    I'll start

    1. When glue sticks, it stays stuck

    2. Don't let Tim fix anything that might explode

    3. Flannel only works on some people

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    imadoobee

    [2]Jun 29, 2008
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    4. Choose your battles with your kids.

    5. Never let Tim drive your car.

    6. We all need a good handyman.

    Edited on 06/29/2008 5:20pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [3]Jul 1, 2008
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    7. Al's NOT a gal

    8. Yellow wires do not mean sunshine

    9. Don't build a golf course near a military school

    Edited on 07/01/2008 4:52am
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    JoJoTom

    [4]Jul 2, 2008
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    I'm only gonna do 2.

    10. Don't ride with the oil light on

    11. If you go to Costa Rica For a year you might not wanna come home for Christmas.

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    JoJoTom

    [5]Jul 7, 2008
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    Thats right WE ALL NEED A HANDY MAN and Tim is my handyman.
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    ncgirl315

    [6]Jul 8, 2008
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    JoJoTom wrote:

    I'm only gonna do 2.

    10. Don't ride with the oil light on

    11. If you go to Costa Rica For a year you might not wanna come home for Christmas.

    that's alright. you can do as many as you want.
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    disney-girl94

    [7]Jul 18, 2008
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    1. When glue sticks, it stays stuck

    2. Don't let Tim fix anything that might explode

    3. Flannel only works on some people

    4. Choose your battles with your kids.

    5. Never let Tim drive your car.

    6. We all need a good handyman.

    7. Al's NOT a gal

    8. Yellow wires do not mean sunshine

    9. Don't build a golf course near a military school

    10. Don't ride with the oil light on

    11. If you go to Costa Rica For a year you might not wanna come home for Christmas.

    12. If you go ice fishing bring an extra pair of clothes
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [8]Jul 20, 2008
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    13. Don't garden if your husband is falling out of nowhere

    Yeah, got that from the theme song for season 4, 5, and 6.
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    txgirl75

    [9]Jul 21, 2008
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    14. Don't let Tim Drive the boat when you are watering skiing.
    15. Be careful what you say when you are being video taped.
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [10]Jul 22, 2008
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    16. Don't try to impersonate a fiction god when you're holding your dad's special wrench.
    17. Don't touch the dishwasher.
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    ncgirl315

    [11]Jul 23, 2008
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    18. Tim CAN"T cook!
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [12]Jul 24, 2008
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    19. Don't blow up your wife's driver's lincense for a portrait.
    20. Don't try to spy on someone when you're putting up a huge sateillete dish.

    Well, you can take out 20 when February 2009 comes.
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    disney-girl94

    [13]Jul 24, 2008
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    1. When glue sticks, it stays stuck

    2. Don't let Tim fix anything that might explode

    3. Flannel only works on some people

    4. Choose your battles with your kids.

    5. Never let Tim drive your car.

    6. We all need a good handyman.

    7. Al's NOT a gal

    8. Yellow wires do not mean sunshine

    9. Don't build a golf course near a military school

    10. Don't ride with the oil light on

    11. If you go to Costa Rica For a year you might not wanna come home for Christmas.

    12. If you go ice fishing bring an extra pair of clothes

    13. Don't garden if your husband is falling out of nowhere

    14. Don't let Tim Drive the boat when you are watering skiing.

    15. Be careful what you say when you are being video taped. 16. Don't try to impersonate a fiction god when you're holding your dad's special wrench.

    17. Don't touch the dishwasher. 18. Tim CAN"T cook!

    19. Don't blow up your wife's driver's lincense for a portrait.

    20. Don't try to spy on someone when you're putting up a huge sateillete dish.

    21. Don't have someone sign an 18 page lease.
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    PianoMan547

    [14]Jul 25, 2008
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    If Tim is on board your submarine or tank or any type of weapons facility, don't let him near the actual weapons or weapons control.

    If Tim is at Mission Control, don't let him near the rocket launch device.

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [15]Jul 26, 2008
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    24. Don't get your son to do a celebration video.
    25. Make your the air vents are not at a level too high, you can lose your hat!
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    pamhalpert

    [16]Jul 27, 2008
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    26. It's cool to have The Beach Boys at your house.
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    imadoobee

    [17]Jul 27, 2008
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    27. Never let Tim do your Christmas display on your roof!

    28. If you need your piano restored, Tim can actually do that!!!

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    SailorB

    [18]Jul 29, 2008
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    29. Don't park your wife's car under a crane.

    30. Don't add "more power" to every project you do (or someone might get hurt).

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    lexirockford

    [19]Jul 29, 2008
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    31. A remote controlled car is not a good investment.

    32. The best neighbors never show their face.

    30. Don't join home ec class with the hope of meeting girls.
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    ncgirl315

    [20]Jul 31, 2008
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    31.Christmas lights can be blinding. (But only if Tim does them)

    32. Marriage isn't as bad as some men say

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