ABC (ended 1999)
This forum is fun so I decided to make one for this show
1. When glue sticks, it stays stuck
2. Don't let Tim fix anything that might explode
3. Flannel only works on some people
4. Choose your battles with your kids.
5. Never let Tim drive your car.
6. We all need a good handyman.
7. Al's NOT a gal
8. Yellow wires do not mean sunshine
9. Don't build a golf course near a military school
I'm only gonna do 2.
10. Don't ride with the oil light on
11. If you go to Costa Rica For a year you might not wanna come home for Christmas.
If Tim is on board your submarine or tank or any type of weapons facility, don't let him near the actual weapons or weapons control.
If Tim is at Mission Control, don't let him near the rocket launch device.
27. Never let Tim do your Christmas display on your roof!
28. If you need your piano restored, Tim can actually do that!!!
29. Don't park your wife's car under a crane.
30. Don't add "more power" to every project you do (or someone might get hurt).
31.Christmas lights can be blinding. (But only if Tim does them)
32. Marriage isn't as bad as some men say