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    RaeandAnasRock

    [21]Jul 31, 2008
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    33. Get Tim to customize your Man's Bedroom.
    34. Don't let Tim build you a house.
    35. Don't trust your sons waiting for an ice cream trick to hold ropes for you during a project.
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    ecgirl08

    [22]Jul 31, 2008
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    36. If you're the youngest kid in the family, and something good happens to you that your older siblings are happy about, then it probably isn't good.

    37. Unless it's a really special occasion, all Mom gives you for breakfast is burnt toast and mushy bananas.

    38. When retaliating against older siblings, it's probably not a good idea to tell them stuff they already know, such as that their feet stink.

    39. Eating the inside of a lemon meringue pie and slipping the top crust back on doesn't work; you're going to get found out.

    40. Telling your nieces stories about your Christmases as a little girl isn't very interesting.

    Edited on 07/31/2008 5:07pm
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [23]Aug 2, 2008
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    41. A small ding is not the ring for your home phone.
    42. Don't hold your mechanic's breast when you drive with her.
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    sitcomstar332

    [24]Aug 2, 2008
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    43. When your brothers tell you your an alien dodnt beleive them
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    ncgirl315

    [25]Aug 3, 2008
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    44. You CAN eat cheese pizza, but only eat the cheese part

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    imadoobee

    [26]Aug 3, 2008
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    45. Tim can actually restore a piano to working condition.

    46. Jill can't play piano.

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [27]Aug 6, 2008
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    47. Don't spin your dancing teacher.
    48. Don't get into a catfight arguement.
    49. Don't let Tim customize a new bathroom for you.
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    munchlax99

    [28]Aug 6, 2008
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    50 How to fall on a gazebo and find marijuana!!
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    munchlax99

    [29]Aug 6, 2008
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    dont share a dorm room with tim

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    munchlax99

    [30]Aug 6, 2008
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    that was 51
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    ncgirl315

    [31]Aug 7, 2008
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    52. When going to a reunion try to make sure your wife's ex-boyfriend and wife aren't there. it could get ugly
    Edited on 08/07/2008 9:54am
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    imadoobee

    [32]Aug 7, 2008
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    53. Never throw a party when your neighbor is home, looking over the fence.

    54. Don't give out marital advice without your psychology degree.

    55. Don't bring your mom's pet turtle to a work site with wet concrete.

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [33]Aug 8, 2008
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    56. Don't jack a potato when making a potato clock.
    57. Don't try powering your toy racecar.
    58. Don't tell your dad you're sick when you're frustarated, he might have a heart attack!
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    munchlax99

    [34]Aug 9, 2008
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    59. how to paint your hands green!!
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [35]Aug 10, 2008
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    60. Don't get naked in the garage.
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    ncgirl315

    [36]Aug 13, 2008
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    61.Don't make you're wife's breasts look like torpedos!
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    Angelwomyn

    [37]Aug 15, 2008
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    62. When cooking in the Man's Kitchen, don't look directly at the potato.

    63. Women don't like getting pressurized window washers as birthday gifts.

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    ecgirl08

    [38]Aug 16, 2008
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    64. Kids never really get over the "tantrum phase," but if they're at least potty trained, that's the important thing.

    65. If you're a kid, don't correspond over the Internet with a 30-year-old. Chances are good that they'll show up at your front door and get you in trouble.

    66. If you like somebody in your class, it's better, for example, to say just "Hi" instead of "Hi, Beth." After all, that person already knows their name, so why say it?

    67. If you star in your own TV show, many people will prefer your assistant over you.

    68. Don't tell your little brother that your mom wished he was a girl. That's an automatic one-week grounding right there.

    69. Your mommy can't be your woman, but a lot of people would pay a psychiatrist big bucks to sort that out for them.

    Edited on 08/16/2008 4:01pm
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    ncgirl315

    [39]Aug 17, 2008
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    70.dont online date a 23 year-old
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    Angelwomyn

    [40]Aug 18, 2008
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    71. Be careful when setting a porcupine trap, you might catch a cat by mistake.

    72. Don't label your fuse box in pencil.

    73. When you walk down the basement stairs, look out for the pipe or you'll smack your head.

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